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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Don't all rush at once:

 

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'only one for sale in UK'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Espace-MK2-Diesel-only-one-for-sale-in-UK-/122665699044?hash=item1c8f7206e4:g:32QAAOSw1xhZnp2H

 

'Its now a two seater and has no rear seats.  The front seats are not the swivel versions. Recently the brights and the horn stopped working, maybe a fuse?'

 

£700!

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I'll buy an A8 4.2 at some point.

Just not now. 

Or in the near future. 

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Schaefft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-1991-MERCEDES-S500-SEL-Sir-Harry-Secombe-Owned-Car/263161968198

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A friends elderly mother once went on holiday with her friend and announced 'grannies on tour', and told of her intention to attempt to find Mr seacombe and indulge in a threesome. She was joking, but my mate didn't appreciate the joke.

For a moment I had an eye on this one. I have no idea who in his right mind would store (and try to sell) a car like this without wheels, but it really seems to be a clean one. If it was a more interesting color, I would seriously consider it.

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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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It doesn't matter how many pictures he takes or from what angle, it just looks like a piece of rusty floorpan from a burnt out nineties Escrot.

Next we'll be seeing bits of railway sleeper advertised as being part of 'the one true cross'.

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Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I'll buy an A8 4.2 at some point.

 

Just not now. 

 

Or in the near future. 

I had one 12 years ago, it was 10 years old then, on a N plate, a 4.2 Quattro, I absolutely loved driving it , it wasn't the S8 so a bit down on power, 300bhp I think but it went well

 

I had my fun then got out before something big exploded , the other issue was over the winter I worked out on mostly short trips it was doing 8 MPG

 

I sold it then 3 months later I missed it that much I drove to Stoke On Trent to look at another one, took it out on a test drive and fell in love with it , I'd have bought it if the guy hadn't pulled out the 4" thick wad of bills, receipts and service history with some eye watering total due at the bottom.

 

I was then reminded why I'd sold the last one, because it was a daily driver and it scared me to death.

 

My wife drove a 1.1 Fiesta before the A8 which was an auto, something she'd never driven before, I fully expected to get a phone call saying she was in a shop window opposite a junction somewhere but she coped with it well, plus when she went to town she was there 10 minutes before the shops opened so she could park it :D

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That S8 is giving me the horn, and making me miss my S2 (which was a pile of turd actually).

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'£26 thousand in receipts'

 

This should be good then... 

 

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It's actually beyond mind boggling that someone could even contemplate for a the splittest of all split seconds spending £13,000/£23,000 (see advert) making a fucking £600 car look £3,000 worse.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-cabriolet-1-8-GTI-/202033704686?hash=item2f0a25aeee:g:4PMAAOSwxvBZntbn

 

Quite possible the worse waste of money ever seen on eBay.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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'£26 thousand in receipts'

 

This should be good then... 

 

s-l500.jpg

 

 

It's actually beyond mind boggling that someone could even contemplate for a the splittest of all split seconds spending £13,000/£23,000 (see advert) making a fucking £600 car look £3,000 worse.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-cabriolet-1-8-GTI-/202033704686?hash=item2f0a25aeee:g:4PMAAOSwxvBZntbn

 

Quite possible the worse waste of money ever seen on eBay.

The seller might top it when he comes to sell his Chrysler 300 or whatever that thing in the background is.

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