eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

It's got the wrong kind of engine

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Mk3-Ford-Transit-Van-80-Loads-of-History-Ziebart-Wax-from-New-Very-Original-/232253895041?hash=item3613693181:g:61kAAOSwB-1Ytbnr

[richardthestag]

Would imagine it had replacement second hand clocks and then the mileage was subsequently corrected.

 

I would wager that ham fisted Mot operator mistakenly typed in 109083 rather than 59083. The rest of the mileage history then seems to stack up

[Cavcraft]

I don't know why you'd specify a cake tin on your wheels, but who cares?

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-TM-/192116079037?hash=item2cbb02b9bd:g:VvMAAOSwTM5YtZmB

[egg]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1086140290.htm

 

Diesel Bluebird! 65 bhp if not turbo.

 

[egg]

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/austin/maestro/217578

 

City. Looks fitty.

 

 

 

[egg]

Diesel Tagora with just under 200,000 miles. £427.

 

save it from the breakers

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1099427624.htm

 

[eddyramrod]

I don't know why you'd specify a cake tin on your wheels, but who cares?

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-TM-/192116079037?hash=item2cbb02b9bd:g:VvMAAOSwTM5YtZmB

That's the step for the driver to get in!

[cort16]

The only thing that seems special about these Schumacher Stilo's is they're an even more miserable spec than standard

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/06-Fiat-Stilo-Schumacher-Based-on-Abarth-2-4l-20v-170bhp-/222421578482?hash=item33c95bf2f2:g:vXoAAOSw3v5YsBbB

[cort16]

If I was even moderately well off I recon I'd buy one of these are they are the shitest of all the 911's

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/porsche/porsche-911-carrera-s-tiptronic/1217009198

[Wack]

Hemi engine, low miles and a good colour. s-l1600 (2).jpg

 

No bids so far at £4k.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-300C-5-7-V8-Hemi-auto-2006-56-REG-Low-Mileage-of-ONLY-36409-/122373685911?hash=item1c7e0a4297:g:OugAAOSwOgdYpfa9

I bet 4K doesn't even cover the petrol for those 36,000 miles

[wuvvum]

If I was even moderately well off I recon I'd buy one of these are they are the shitest of all the 911's

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/porsche/porsche-911-carrera-s-tiptronic/1217009198

If you were moderately well off and bought one of those you would soon be not well off at all.

[wuvvum]

Looks like the seller wants this shifted in a hurry with a 3 day auction...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192114648599

 

It isn't a three-day auction - it's been on for a while now.  I even had a punt meself, although I've been outbid.

[wuvvum]

Diesel Tagora with just under 200,000 miles. £427.

 

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1099427624.htm

 

A scruffy diesel Tagora with knackered rings, non-parking wipers and a broken door mirror - doesn't get much shiter than that...

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-KA-EX-AUDIO-SHOW-CAR-RETRO-MODIFIED-CUSTOM-BODYIT-SUICIDE-DOORS-PROJECT-/262874285539?hash=item3d348745e3:g:pE0AAOSwfVpYtXUi

 

 

'2008/2009 SEEM TO HAVE BEEN ITS HEYDAY WINNING AWARDS...SINCE THEN THE TRAIL GOES COLD'

 

 

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[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/aprilia-mojito-custom-125cc-/182471296688?hash=item2a7c2306b0:g:tnwAAOSwWxNYtW-L

 

 

'STARTS AND RUNS BUT CUTS OUT WHEN FULL THROTTLED J

UST  NEEDS CARBURETOR CLEANED NOTHING MAJOR'

 

 

 'RIDE VERY SMOOTH UNLIKE ANY OTHER SCOOTER OR MOPED' 

 

Fabulous. A £250 scooter made £500 worse for just* £875.

[phil_lihp]

Doesn't seem outrageously expensive and I cannot think of the last time I saw one of these, they were never that common when new.  Weren't they a late addition to the range from Holden's catalogue?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-1-6-GL-Estate-Automatic/172546089907?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D41434%26meid%3Dc8787ec2bb514719b96bb17cedfb7d7c%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D182440217991

 

 

A bit of extra tidying up could have this looking pretty mint - repainting the little tidemarks under the rear bumper would make for an instant improvement.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-MORRIS-MINOR-TRAVELLER-CUSTOM-1-OF-40000-EXCELLENT-CONDITION-HPI-CLEAR-/232255140216?hash=item36137c3178:g:gOAAAOSwSlBYtWxB

[phil_lihp]

I like Ka's but that purple thing is just distressing.

[phil_lihp]

Absolutely-not-an-Escort-saloon.  Tidy, though and it has a proper engine in it, not CVH nastiness.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ORION-16i-MK3-/252792008504?hash=item3adb93ef38:g:XCoAAOSwUKxYm1ID

 

[phil_lihp]

These are hovering around the outer edges of my radar lately, a bit modern really but they're pretty and seem to be quality items in general.  This seems absurdly cheap, too.  I am however confused by BMW model desginations, a colleague owns a near-identical 520 which is apparently a 2.3.  So who knows what a 523 is, or what this one is.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-5-series-520i-silver-/292041119458?hash=item43ff01d6e2:g:e10AAOSw241Ymh8Z

 

[phil_lihp]

And to break the silver car monotony...I don't know what's going on here, it's like some sort of early-eighties vision of the future.  It's certainly different.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-850-estate-/162404753152?hash=item25d013df00:g:qD0AAOSwB-1YrGqT

 

[phil_lihp]

Here's an odd one, not a million miles from me.  A base model 1.3 Delta, it's easy to forget there was any other sort of Delta than the Intergrale,  A tad crumbly though.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-DELTA-1-3-LX-1988-E-reg-RHD-BARN-FIND-Not-Integrale-or-HF-Turbo-RARE-/182469335609?hash=item2a7c051a39:g:iGkAAOSwTM5Ys29Z

 

[Hertz]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-KA-EX-AUDIO-SHOW-CAR-RETRO-MODIFIED-CUSTOM-BODYIT-SUICIDE-DOORS-PROJECT-/262874285539?hash=item3d348745e3:g:pE0AAOSwfVpYtXUi

 

 

'2008/2009 SEEM TO HAVE BEEN ITS HEYDAY WINNING AWARDS...SINCE THEN THE TRAIL GOES COLD'

 

 

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2002 was it's Heyday chief!

 

Never mind the Ka, what's that on the left in the background!? Orion?

 

Edit def not Orion, Honda maybe?

[Junkman]

Lateral intercourse with me strongly encouraged.
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-3500-V8-Automatic-1969-Series-1-with-Power-Steering-Take-a-Look-/122370367426

 

 

 

Please note the photos show the bonnet slightly open the panel fit is very good

 

Jeezers shat, on mine it isn't that good with the bonnet closed!

[cort16]

I had a 1.3 delta it was shite

[wuvvum]

Diesel Maestro van in Walesshire.  Looks like a bargain at 500 quid with 6 months' test.

 

[wuvvum]

Here's another Mk3 Transit with what Billy would call the "wrong" engine.  I would beg to differ - my first ever big van was almost identical to this (except sans windows) and that would roll along at 90 - try that in an early DI.

 

[wuvvum]

GR9 4 very small farmer

 

 

I love how he can't spell "Kubota" even though it's written in fugging 4" high letters down the side of the tractor.

[Junkman]

The GGG has been puzzled by this car when drooling all over it at Lake View Garage.

The fact of it having been at Lake View Garage is a guarantee that it is good.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-3500-V8-Automatic-1973-Series-2-with-Power-Steering-/232253580607

 

So what do we have here?

 

A Series 2 P6 that has been festooned with Series 1 bits, including 1970 only rear door frames sans opening quarter lights?

Or a 1970 Series 1 P6 that has been festooned with Series 2 bits?

1973 Reg doesn't help to clarify matters.

 

Only the chassis number could tell. Or not.

 

However, there is this:

 

 

Plus, it is equipped with extremely htf NADA bits, such as electric windows and aircon.

 

My advice is to toss all your inhibitions towards originality and customise it to your heart's desire.

[Cavcraft]

Not mine, but wish it was:

 

 

 

'1.4 Vauxhall Astra Merit ... L reg ... 12 months MOT

New

4 new Tyres ...
Brakes all round + handbrake
Timing belt
C belt
Alternator

Great little run around and brilliant on fuel'

 

 

He said he'd take £275 for it. Chester or Wrexham somewhere.