eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-ROVER-114-SLI-SILVER-great-runner-ANY-test-48k-genuine-mileage-VG-condit-/332059649643

 

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[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-Hijet-Refridgerated-Fridge-Chiller-Van-/391649102148

 

 

Refridgerated/Fridge/Chiller Van

 

Beer!

[Matt]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-polo-/252685820776

 

Door trims removed and flat wheel trims for epic MPG obviously.

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Audi-80-GL-1-8-8v-B2-not-90-coupe-golf-dub-project-/282291657482

 

 

 

 

sills are also solid on the car!!

 

Yes....They may be.....But what about the rot/ hole on the windscreen pillar/ scuttle panel?...It looks a bit crusty there..

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-S-TYPE-3-0-V6-1999-green-/311756124189

 

 

hi

 

runs , but i think the alternator is seized

needs to be collected within 3 days

GLWTS

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-ROVER-820-in-red-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-37k-on-clock-/152345279929

 

 

 

2.0 petrol

 

I just can't fucking win for once, can I?

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-VAN-CLUB-1-7-CDTI-WHITE-CHEAP-PART-EX-CLEARANCE-/152363369649?hash=item23799084b1:g:HqEAAOSw241YWRyS

 

 

 

PERFECT FOR KEBAB SHOP DELIVERY CAR.

 

[LessThanEqual]

My God, how have I not seen this driving around?

 

 

Multi award winning highly maintained show car

 

 

 

 

 

The Comic Sans really sets it off.

[LessThanEqual]

[LessThanEqual]

 

 

Deisel

 

 

The car will run but does have a fuel pump problem................quite straightforward job

[the judge]

What a pile of jizz Wank that Escorts is. Dig the "Second chance" Jeremy Kyle spirituality of it all

[0ldCh0d]

I dont think this has been posted here yet........

 

It's a Mini pick up.....as in pick it up with a dustpan....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-mini-pickup-mk-restoration-project-spares-or-repair-cab-roof-shell-/222351288738?hash=item33c52b69a2:g:ZY0AAOSwa~BYTyHR

 

 

 

 has rotted back to into the earth

 

 

 

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Land-Rover-Series-3-109-Sid-Restoration-Project-Not-a-Barn-Find-S3-LWB-/222345536027?hash=item33c4d3a21b:g:kioAAOSw-0xYUPHu

 

[0ldCh0d]

It does actually have wheels fitted...lol

Also, as a warning....DO NOT read the description.....

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-e36-318-Wide-Body-convertible-unfinished-custom-show-car-one-off-Project-/152360887214?hash=item23796aa3ae:g:9DEAAOSw5cNYVmQb

 

[0ldCh0d]

MEGA LOLZ at the extraordinary lengths went to, just to get it photographed for this ad....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-VOLKSWAGEN-LT-WHITE-camper-caravan-karmann-spares-repairs-project-/152362913391?hash=item2379898e6f:g:L3AAAOSwEzxYWJD3

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-ALFA-ROMEO-156-1-8-TWIN-SPARK-VELOCE-Spares-or-Repair-Project-No-Reserve-/282291228450?hash=item41b9de4f22:g:v88AAOSwImRYWS6Y

 

[Supernaut]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Land-Rover-Series-3-109-Sid-Restoration-Project-Not-a-Barn-Find-S3-LWB-/222345536027?hash=item33c4d3a21b:g:kioAAOSw-0xYUPHu

 

 

The youtube clip linked to in that listing is awesome.

[0ldCh0d]

Fiat Punto with......a KAWASAKI ZZR 1000cc engine fited...lolz

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-FIAT-PUNTO-ACTIVE-SPORT-with-Kawaski-zzr-1000cc-engine-Track-race-project-/162323516199?hash=item25cb3c4b27:g:JQwAAOSwZJBX~TiU

 

 

 

RE-listed due to unable to collect

 

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-316i-1995-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-PROJECT-/122277496756?hash=item1c784e87b4:g:-9sAAOSw2xRYWTor

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/scania-p82m-classic-restoration-/282277618328?hash=item41b90ea298:g:cBIAAOSwj85YQbZ5

 

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-metro-gti-project-restoration-/371814365273?hash=item5691dcf859:g:ZiQAAOSwEzxYUZZY

 

[0ldCh0d]

Hurry.....Only 1 hour left to buy this "believed to be genuine 11,600 miles" Egg roll......I mean Allegro

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1-5-HL-LOW-MILES-LIGHT-RESTORATION-REQUIRED-/112232947021?hash=item1a219add4d:g:-u0AAOSwJ7RYTFy4

 

[0ldCh0d]

No it is not funny....& it does not say LITTLE TOES!!!

 

 

 

FUNNY NUMBER PLATE "LITTLE TOES" LI7 OES"

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-SE-SILVER-NEEDS-MINOR-ATTENTION-BRILLIANT-CONDITION-/182394134772?hash=item2a7789a0f4:g:7NgAAOSwux5YRxgw

 

[0ldCh0d]

This just SCREAMS money pit.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-M3-e92-top-spec-non-runner-/262766388216?hash=item3d2e18e3f8:g:FYcAAOSw44BYINQG

 

 

 

(Open to sensible offers and I mean sensible, starting at £8000 that's not a buy it now, it's a 17k car

 

&

 

 

 

It has been diagnosed with a spun crank shaft bearing) non runner it needs a rebuild or replacement engine.

 

Oh &..

 

 

 

Been quoted £2500 to repair the engine

 

Well...why not get it fixed then?

 

[Coprolalia]

 

 

1997 Vauxhall Astra 1.6 Cabriolet Automatic Bertone Sports

 

Oxymoron.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282293958392?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

 

Tidy low mileage L series for not a lot of dosh.

 

 

I love the seat material. Surely only Rover was doing that in the late-90s?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252689041493?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

Beige, brown and a Caramac interior.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/112241094293?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Coprolalia]

Amazingly not crazy crazy money yet

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182393881701?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

I have a flat cap with that seat material.

[garethj]

2001 Mini Cooper in a good colour scheme and wheels.  Lowish mileage and apparently a recon gearbox.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Cooper-/252687372523?hash=item3ad55750eb:g:NOgAAOSw44BYSINw

 

 

but when we put the battery back in for the test drive the triangle of doom appeared

 

Could be a concern...

[cort16]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Two-Door-1947-/201755432186?hash=item2ef98f94fa:g:FiQAAOSw8w1X470q