Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends electric*

[loserone]

@dollywobbler woz ere

 

 

https://youtu.be/FH8G_1OCkd0

[paulplom]

I'm a member of English Heritage and have a couple of passes if anyone wants to visit the priory, I just live up the road.

I was thinking of taking my drone for some proper photos but I can't remember if it's allowed. I got chased from St. Mary's light house car park with it. They had erected a sign that you had to read with a magnifying glass.

[Jim Bell]

2 hours ago, paulplom said:

I got chased from St. Mary's light house car park. They had erected a sign that you had to read with a magnifying glass.

 

 

Aye they're quite strict up there man. 

[DVee8]

We had to get permission from Newcastle airport to put up a drone for a wedding on the priory.

[Out Run]

On 6/22/2022 at 11:20 AM, Back_For_More said:

Are they felt or rubber based? Just thinking they may spoil your concours finish fella.......

For an emergency fuel helper in the garage I cobbled together ages ago - I used the bizarrely very strong magnets from a knackered hard drive but had to remember a cloth/rag in between them and the paintwork..... these (if rubber based) would've been ideal.

Mine was a shitshow compared to yours - and I stood on the fucker about 9mths after I made it and cracked it to buggery......

top mancrafting sir

 

I don't give a shit about my paint and JB is the same. They definitely would scratch a decent finish.

I use HDD magnets to keep this piece of caravan awning stuck to my Quickjack, in case of driving rain. They're powerful, eh?

[Jim Bell]

I've not been feeling too great lately so I went to see the doctor (not that one).

I told him I'd been sweating, shaking and had bad wind and terrible nightmares. He said it sounded like withdrawal symptoms. He asked had I given up drinking or smoking recently. 

I looked down at the can of Stella in my hand and said no. No I'm still drinking too much and I can't afford to smoke. 

I did mention that since buying the Rexton, that I'd pretty much given up buying shite old cars COLD TURKEY. 

 

He said this could be very dangerous and that I really should have tapered off and I should buy something SMALL to ease the symptoms. 

I asked for a second opinion and his mate came in and told me that I should also lose a lot of weight. 

 

The cunt. 

[Jim Bell]

So with no time to lose, the doctor (not that one) printed out the internet and started pointing out potential purchases. 

 

He didn't seem to know fuck all about old cars so I just took a prescription for tramadol and said I'd sort it out myself. 

[Jim Bell]

Any so today I'm up before the sparrows first shite of the day and off out down the hill to collect something ill advised and unpractical. 

Post departure PC= 2. 

First transport it the pleb chrain. 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Amazing the things and folk you see regularly riding in the Metro. 

 

 

 

 

Hello. 

 

Again. 

[Jim Bell]

Made it to the big station in good time. 

Ready for the big train. 

 

 

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The traditional collection post. 

MEAT SAMBWHINCH. 

 

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[Schaefft]

Chodspeed, waiting in anticipation (bed).

[Jim Bell]

I'm not joking lads, theres a blonde bitch on the this train, in the seat in front of me, that keeps looking at me like she wants to lick me all over. 

 

I'll see if I can sneak a pic. 

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I think she can smell the bacon. 

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[Jim Bell]

I gave her a bit of bread and she calmed down. Maybe she's a duck. 

[Wgl2019]

27 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

should buy something SMALL to ease the symptoms. 

 

16 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

 

Hello. 

Holy moly...... If that's small!!!!!!

 

(suppose size is relative to where it may go)

[Jim Bell]

I can't really keep up with all the new genders but the traps at Newcastle rail station are certainly progressive. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Suppose it makes chatting easier. 

[Jim Bell]

This was parked outside the car park but I er wasn't hungry. 

 

Eat what m8?

[Jim Bell]

Just tried to order a cup of coffee from my seat but I think I might have said something sexist by mistake. 

 

The liberal woke Taliban are coming. 

 

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It's a lovely day for it.  

Blue skies, white fluffy clouds and yellow grass. 

It's certainly travelling weather. 

[Jim Bell]

 

 

I feel presonally attacked by this lie. 

[Jim Bell]

Just changing in York. Have a bit of time to kill so I'm gonna have a bit of a walk around I think. 

[Jim Bell]

 

 

The struggle is real. I gave him a quid and a rare Pokémon card to sell on eBay. 

[Jim Bell]

 

Holy shit. I wonder what's in here. 

 

*Opens door*

 

 

Oh. Ok. 

 

PC up one to 3. 

[Jim Bell]

The shortest novel I've read this week. 

 

Needs a title,but other than that it's perfect. 

[Jim Bell]

I'm just gonna pick up some quick travel essentials, pay, then get back to the station for the connecting train. 

 

 

 

That will do. Hope the person at the till is understanding. 

 

 

Ah thanks dude.