Sunburst yellow Mercedes SLK 230K

[Jim Bell]

Up with the larks today in preparation for a toddle down the hill to see a good man about a good car. The mornings are becoming chill and the night is creeping steadilly into the day. Time to invest in a Winter Beater then.

Probably the ideal and most appropriate WBOD you could possibly imagine.

 

 

 

Wheels up 05:07.

 

 

Poo count: 1.

[D Spares & Tyres]

I'm guessing this thread will end with a dog too

[Jim Bell]

Despite the sharp air stinging my lungs and fingertips, I braved the first predawn of October and began fucking off.

 

South.

 

 

 

 

Fucking off-mobile:

 

 

 

A fine choice for the first leg.

 

To wake me up, I whacked in some 1990s FLOUR IN YOUR HAIR AND COWBOY HAT ROCK.

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Sunderland.

Where ringworm was invented and where it is still celebrated today.

The local delicacies include love bites on the neck and blue pop.

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Smoll train leads to big train and we are OFF.

 

More south please. Fastly.

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Hurtling through the countryside powered only by photosynthesis and psychotropic carpet patterns.

 

 

Choo choo. Make way make way. Im a motorist on a mission.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Yorkshire achieved. Birthplace of the best pudding and tea.

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

P.C. up one to two.

 

 

 

Onward!

[loserone]

Am stalking you.

 

Well, I will be when my train arrives and you come over to the main line again.

 

For about a minute.

[loserone]

In fact, just wait there for an hour and I'll pass through. Slowly,

[Jim Bell]

In fact, just wait there for an hour and I'll pass through. Slowly,

Im already fully inside Derby.

*waves*

[loserone]

Lucky girl, unusual name.

[loserone]

This train is slow man. Bon voyage!

 

[Jim Bell]

This train is slow man. Bon voyage!

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Bon apetite!

 

Never!!

 

 

 

Last train.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Then a quick run home.

 

[Shirley Knott]

Have you bought an Ovlov?

[loserone]

 

 

Last train.

 

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Meteor incoming?

[barefoot]

Then a quick run home.

 

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Best of luck with that.

[Fabergé Greggs]

It’s all gone quiet... how bamboozling

[Mally]

Then a quick run home.

 

 

 

Out of breath with running?

[tooSavvy]

Troozers down & let the 'homing cock*' lead you safely Northward to safety

 

*pidginn

[Bobthebeard]

Troozers down & let the 'homing cock*' lead you safely Northward to safety

*pidginn

Aye... Tis a bisley yonk to yay homing cock laddie. Northwards and up aye! Safety is a pidgin to you and I. Strength to you whippety donk!

Etc.

[oldcars]

Im already fully inside Derby.

*waves*

 

 

Troozers down & let the 'homing cock*' lead you safely Northward to safety

 

*pidginn

May explain the lack of replies.

[Felly Magic]

He's been abducted whilst trying to escape from the midlands. I do hope it's a Tata Indica

[Jim Bell]

ACOCK IS GREEN was achieved and all the blood shot to my groinpants.

 

 

My face is pained because my pants have become too tight.

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

2.3 litres of supercharged RWD convertible with borderline rear tyres.

 

Bring on the blizzards!

 

Wbod gonna wbod.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Now. The more astute of you men may be wondering if I fit into it.

 

Answer:

 

 

 

 

Kind of.

 

 

Sit up straight for maximum lols.

 

[gadgetgricey]

Fantastic - Glad thats gone to a good home

[Shirley Knott]

Very nice too, deeply sensible winter purchase.

[Richard]

Now. The more astute of you men may be wondering if I fit into it.

 

Answer:

 

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Kind of.

 

 

Sit up straight for maximum lols.

 

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Didn't you have to sack one of these off before because you didn't fit?