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Those Bimmers are seriously bland. Is this really what The Populace is longing for?

It's no surprise then that most appear to be interested in those terminally dull ball games as well.

What ever happened to Testosterone?

Yes they are, but they are a hell of a lot nicer in that spec than the normal faux msport/minor league drug dealer look they usually sport

 

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Yes they are, but they are a hell of a lot nicer in that spec than the normal faux msport/minor league drug dealer look they usually sport

 

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You mean Oldham spec?

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Yes they are, but they are a hell of a lot nicer in that spec than the normal faux msport/minor league drug dealer look they usually sport

 

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One begs to differ. 

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If that colossal megadolt wouldn't have made a shambles of it, it'd be a strong contender.

 

I think you meant to say

 

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One begs to differ. 

 

That is so terrible that I'd rather walk.

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I think you meant to say

 

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Yeah, I know. But I'm not allowed to buy a Lincoln before I'm 70.

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There's a jm spec 405 on the book of faces..

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That is so terrible that I'd rather walk.

Anyone who claims they'd rather walk than drive an Imola Red E39 Sport deserves to.

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What ever happened to Testosterone?

The gaps between the pointy bits got bigger?

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If I see Junkman in a modern BMW I will choke on my pipe.

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Anyone who claims they'd rather walk than drive an Imola Red E39 Sport deserves to.

 

BMW?

 

Steig aus und geh!

 

 

 

If I see Junkman in a modern BMW I will choke on my pipe.

 

I said the other day that I can't even see myself as a passenger in one.

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JM's climate changing plan seems to be working here at the moment, been cooking alive again today. Please be something veloury & V8 powered, with suspension filled with treacle, and has tyres that squeal at speeds above 6mph when you make a hard turn

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Yes, you were making noises about Ford Wahey-ho's were you not?

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Please be something veloury & V8 powered, with suspension filled with treacle, and has tyres that squeal at speeds above 6mph when you make a hard turn

 

I'm working on it, but limited funds make it very difficult.

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Jesus, don't encourage him. 

 

We have a slight lack of Talbot dealers in the UK.

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I'm working on it, but limited funds make it very difficult.

 

 

We are looking to you to save us from the threatened CO₂ shortage which if left unchecked could mean we run out of beer this summer.

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I know, I've been a bloody disgrace in this aspect lately. My only excuse is a severe budgetary shortage.

However, this doesn't excuse all the other deluded sheeple who think driving around in little shitty frugal cars is the appropriate dictate of the hour.

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However, this doesn't excuse all the other deluded sheeple who think driving around in little shitty frugal cars is the appropriate dictate of the hour.

 

 

 

2010 Fiesta 1.25, 45 mpg. Or a mildly distressed* looking 1998 323i with an automatic transmission and leather. 25 mpg. Well, it did a bit less last night when I felt it prudent to discipline an Audi A3 TDi. I'm pulling over 6000 rpm with my 5HP22 shifting by itself whilst you're swapping gears - manually  :mad:  - to keep your Vorsprung shitbox in the 1200 rpm power band. 

 

Guess which does more miles? You guessed that right.  :-D

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Eddy R's Rover, get it bought, plus I'm sure another visit from JM will cheer him up, the poor sod needs it after what he's just gone through

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