Cavcraft Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 I think, as punishment for not waving loud enough at the auction you should transfer hairnet the dough, and await further instructions... Further instructions from Hairnet? You might just as well ask Janet Street Porter to recite her favourite poem backwards in Latin, as she eats a tomato through a tennis racquet. Tamworthbay, Brodders, beko1987 and 4 others 7
beko1987 Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 Further instructions from Hairnet? You might just as well ask Janet Street Porter to recite her favourite poem backwards in Latin, as she eats a tomato through a tennis racquet.Exactly. Imagine trying to find a £160 car somewhere in the uk with instructions written in hairnet. Would be hilarity for a good week or so! DeeJay, cms206 and Cavcraft 3
cms206 Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 I reckon that'd be primetime telly actually. "The producers gave Hairnet 160 quid and told him to travel the length and breadth of the country to track down a snotter within budget. Using only clues written by the man himself and dictated by tooSavvy, two teams have just forty eight hours to find whatever chod has been bought to win a cash prize up to the value of a wet weekend in Scunthorpe." Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk chaseracer, Brodders, wuvvum and 8 others 11
DeeJay Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 "Challenge too-net", instead of a helicopter and jumpsuit a shagged out moped and an old boilersuit. purplebargeken, Dave_Q, beko1987 and 4 others 7
beko1987 Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 I reckon that'd be primetime telly actually. "The producers gave Hairnet 160 quid and told him to travel the length and breadth of the country to track down a snotter within budget. Using only clues written by the man himself and dictated by tooSavvy, two teams have just forty eight hours to find whatever chod has been bought to win a cash prize up to the value of a wet weekend in Scunthorpe." Sent from my SM-G930F using TapatalkDollywobbler could document it and release it as a 5 part youtube serial cms206, Cavcraft and DeeJay 3
Timewaster Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 I vote for the Welsh Invacar Rescue Foundation. But I didn't buy a ticket so don't listen to me.
skattrd Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 Massively OT now, but ... I do think a youtube Autoshite channel with some of the shennanigans could be a go-er.Not 48hrs live from SF, but edited highlights of collection missions and auction visits.... Seriously edited. cms206, clayts450, Craig the Princess and 2 others 5
Parky Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 Call it "Spares or Repairs" Autoshite massive buy chod, fix it up, sell it on and donate cash to charity, whether profit made or not. Could be a lot of fun, maybe set the Midlands Crew vs the SVM vs Solent Shiters and the London South East lot so we have a four way competition! Think of it as Wheeler Dealers vs Fast N Loud vs Overhaulin' vS Classic Car Rescue on a budget that would barely keep Mike Brewer in pies for a week. I bag the right to shave my head and wander in shouting "Bladdy 'ell Mawio!" Every ten minutes clayts450, chaseracer, cms206 and 4 others 7
cms206 Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 Call it "Spares or Repairs" Autoshite massive buy chod, fix it up, sell it on and donate cash to charity, whether profit made or not. Could be a lot of fun, maybe set the Midlands Crew vs the SVM vs Solent Shiters and the London South East lot so we have a four way competition! Think of it as Wheeler Dealers vs Fast N Loud vs Overhaulin' vS Classic Car Rescue on a budget that would barely keep Mike Brewer in pies for a week. I bag the right to shave my head and wander in shouting "Bladdy 'ell Mawio!" Every ten minutesOnly if I can go full Malcolm Tucker on our side, with a constant beep over my section. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Craig the Princess, dome, Brodders and 1 other 4
hairnet Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 Further instructions from Hairnet? You might just as well ask Janet Street Porter to recite her favourite poem backwards in Latin, as she eats a tomato through a tennis racquet.beko1987, on 09 Dec 2017 - 10:06 PM, said:I think, as punishment for not waving loud enough at the auction you should transfer hairnet the dough, and await further instructions...why you dis hairnet?? *waves bernard manning voodoo doll furiously Cavcraft, loserone and Lord Sterling 3
beko1987 Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 beko1987, on 09 Dec 2017 - 10:06 PM, said:why you dis hairnet?? *waves bernard manning voodoo doll furiouslyI'm not dissing no hairnets. I know you love Neil enough to find him an amazing local car!
320touring Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 I am formulating a solution ( in discussion with the 4 others who were involved in the idea!) Hopefully have it finalised ASAP and will advise:)
dollywobbler Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 Shall we lock this thread now? Too many discussions! Pillock 1
Pillock Posted December 10, 2017 Author Posted December 10, 2017 Yes, I was just thinking the same. I shall contact a moderator forthwith.
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