Where can you mention AS ?

[tooSavvy]

Just say '$hite Club'..... Anything else [rhyming] get yrr face punched in!!

 

TS

[beko1987]

Someone at sf17 must have explained it as we got joined by random bubblecar museum visitors I think (was cleaning the beige bx at the time and noticed some American cars that weren't there before)

[stephen01]

my OH calls it 'that forum where everyone is as mental as you' 

[beko1987]

Everyone in my department at work knows about autoshite, "oh is that the thing you go to every year?" or "did that car come from autoshite then?"

 

Yvonne knows about here as ScaryOldCortina did a fantastic video taking the piss out of synter slough and her car a few years ago, she still mentions that every now and again

[Supernaut]

You can all link to me if you like.  It would make a change from the 2300 plus Recruitment Consultants I've linked with.

 

PM me if you want my email address and user name.

Nah, mate. I'll just get all that plus your password off some Russians next week when LinkedIn inevitably gets hacked again.

[DeeJay]

My wife calls this place the Soft Shite Site.

[drum]

When my kids were younger and saw me reading this forum I told them it was pronounced Auto's height.

 

That would make a good road sign for Shitefest 2018. Wouldn't offend the locals.

[loserone]

Yvonne knows about here as ScaryOldCortina did a fantastic video taking the piss out of synter slough and her car a few years ago, she still mentions that every now and again

In my car, which was nicer than hers

 

It is sadly now sitting in a field somewhere in middlesboghorror.

[Zantimisfit]

I am on LinkedIn. I would not like to be trapped next to myself on a long flight based on my profile.

[robinmasters]

A 'powerfully built company director' looks pretty much exactly what I imagined they would look like. Overweight, squeezed into what are presumably designer clothes bought on a credit card, with an undercurrent of anger apparent in his face.

 

Hats off to BMW though, they know exactly the sort of shiny superficial shit their customers want as part of their 'customer experience'.

 

Those job titles are unbelievable. Inventing them must be a full time job for someone (I wonder what their job title is?). I was particularly impressed* with Bellal Abbas's decision to add his dreams to his title:

 

Retail Manager (Aspiring Leader)

Yes, and confirmed wanker.

[fordperv]

To my therapist

[cms206]

My boss reckons I should join LinkedIn because "it'd be fucking hilarious". The reps from Mercedes and Plaxton won't even attend a meeting at our place if I'm in.

 

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[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Reading the sheer awfulness of that blog/wankfest tells me that there is a four bedroom new build, a wife in some recruitment job and he has power pow wows with his awful mates over a cheeky pint.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

A follow up reply last night....... Wonder who that was? 

 

"I myself had a similarly celestial experience when digitally purchasing a 1980 Colt Celeste from Bob ‘the knob’ McGraw via the medium of The Electronic Bay. My 1988 Montego Estate was flagging and when my partner Jacinda suggested that we cure the hot start issue via the medium of dance, I polished off another bowl of Lidl own brand Quinoa ( washed down with a mug of Chateau L’Merde ‘13) and set to. Bob McGraw from Consett sent me an online walk around video that contained some interesting language ( what does ‘y’caunt’ mean?) and I was sold - as was the aged Colt.

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Brock O’Leigh--

I should add that Bob, unable (or indeed forgetful) to remove the empty bottle of K Seal from the spare wheel well this failing to allay my suspicions - and indeed the final determinant - that the head gasket may indeed be what the Swedes call ‘Borked’.

[sierraman]

The guy with the BMW sounds like a right helmet. Who gives a shit about him renting a fucking BMW? I can picture him now, about 6ft 2, big beer belly from eating endless rounds of sandwiches at endless meetings about photocopiers, then an occasional wild night out at a Hungry Horse where over a Peroni he’ll trade off stories about money and the GFV of his BMW. If that makes him happy fair enough but I’d avoid him like the plague, sounds like an absolute bore.

[carlo]

I still want to know who the seller of the Omega was who you slagged off in your reply.