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Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

Mike D

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A glass of wine, my favourite easy chair, and this compact disc playing on my home stereo...

 

Here's a selection of local dross....

 

Mash?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1952-DAIMLER-CONS ... 0415287698

 

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Fight the Power!!!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-1976-RELIANT ... 0200640652

 

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You can probably forgive the not able to fit in a pic of this land yacht..

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Cadillac-Fleetwoo ... 0486491998

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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If you had that you could always park it half-on the kerb, crashing into some dustbins, Frank Drebin-stylz

 

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**** edit: that silver yankee thing I mean.

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One morning I was in a hurry in the Galant and I reversed up the sloping drive, not knowing that the gormless binmen had left the two empty bins right in front of the driveway - didn't see them until too late and sent them flying into the road! No damage done, neighbours must have thought I was bonkers though.

keef Rank: Renault 16

keef

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not knowing that the gormless binmen had left the two empty bins right in front of the driveway

Why do they *always* do that? :shock:
UglyAmerican Rank: Austin Maxi

UglyAmerican

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I know used cars are expensive in the US, but $2k for a derelict Sportrak? :shock:

Yes, that's just crackhead pricing. That's a classic $500 car. Maybe cheaper, since it doesn't work. I nearly bought a rusted out Peugeot 505 V6 for 650 a few months ago.
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Scrppage blackmail:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MINI-MAYFAIR-1986-NAME-BILLIE-PLEASE-HELP-KILL-BILL_W0QQitemZ220502941176

 

PLEASE HELP SAVE FROM THE CRUSHER

yeah yeah

 

it would be a complete tragedy, she is 24 years old and underwent a complete rebuild about 2 years ago.

righto

 

Please help as my daughter is absolutely gutted at the prospect of her being crushed into a cube, and so am I

Well thats a crying shame isnt it, obv she's gutted, but not quite gutted enough to NOT chop it in against a shiny new shitbox! :roll: Just crush it and move on man.
Dukestar25 Rank: BL Wedge

Dukestar25

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A little off topic maybe, but I got sent a link to these.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0476622644I know he's taking the piss, but it's like a whole different language. Made me chuckle though...

Seller is known to me 8)

wer u from? sumwer posh in da sowf lyk leedz?

didn't do Geography in school then? :lol::lol:
CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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the mini seller;

THIS IS SERIOUS

fuck off. It's not even mint. "restored" two years ago and already rusting plus it's been bumped into.
RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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That Alpine is the D.Bizzle.... 8)8)8)

Quite.Must be one of the last? C reg and a Minx badge glued on the back.
Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

Ratdat

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£300 classified. Mot 'till next year too. Proper weapons grade shite...

 

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Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

Ratdat

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Crusty pasta powered shite...

 

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Pricey pizza powered shite...

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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£300 classified. Mot 'till next year too. Proper weapons grade shite...

 

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Isn't that Torsten's one again?
Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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PLEASE HELP SAVE FROM THE CRUSHER

yeah yeah

it would be a complete tragedy, she is 24 years old and underwent a complete rebuild about 2 years ago.

righto
And while you're at it, go back to the place that restored it and ask why the bottom four inches of the car look like they're made of crusty bogies after just two years.
Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

Ratdat

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USEABLE Car wih Classic Looks !

Yeah, if you're name is Ronald McDonald I guess it'd be ideal.
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CHRIST. It's got a PICNIC BASKET.

Yeah, Yogi could go on a geet fucking crime spree in that, and then pile it into a branch of Greggs.Preferably when all the knackers from Partington are inside getting 'tows' and listening to 'filty grime'.
CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

CortinaDave

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Is that actually supposed to be like that or did the photographer just happen to capture the moment when the door hinges finally gave way to rust and the door flew off in a sharp gust of wind?

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