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FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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This car started life as a WHITE NISSAN PRAIRIE in vgc it had a old lady owner from new

 

me and my mate then made it into the dumb and dumber dog car it took ages we used real fake fur to make the dog

Oh FFS couldn't have used some basket case could they? No, had to use a one owner from new minter!
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I have to grudgingly admit that i cracked a small smile when I saw that Prairie!At least they havent kicked all the panels in and sprayed it orange and green like that Stanza saloon.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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real fake fur

Damn! What, the real shizz? :shock:
I've been looking for some real fake fur for a while now, Had to make do with a dead fox i found unstead.
Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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/\ Yeah, but thats sooo much more useable than one of those bloody crap campers.

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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Scary threat at the end of the Celica Sunchaser listing:

If It Doesnt Go To A Good Home I Will Restore It

Owain-328i Rank: BL Wedge

Owain-328i

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This gets my OOOOF 8)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-MK-1 ... mobiles_UK?

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1 FORMER KEEPER. THE LAST OWNER SINCE 1981 46,000 ON THE CLOCK

It would get mine too if the vendor didn't want an extra £300 for the service history!

Where did he park his horse?

Err i could be way off here and probably am, but surely if you're the owner of a vehicle then you're legally entitled to ANY paperwork and history that goes with it. Maybe this berk wants reporting to ebay as he's effectively witholding documents belonging to the vehicle and BLACKMAILING the new owners?
seth Rank: Renault 16

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I doubt there's any such legal entitlement. It would be a shame for a history file to get chucked away because of such a tight fisted munchkin though. If the next owner doesn't pay the ransom its a worthless pile of random documents to everyone else on the planet, including the vendor. :roll:

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Horse crap Owain, if he doesnt get his 300 quid he's perfectly entitled to throw 40 yrs of service history on the fire :lol:Just as long as he doesn't chuck the V5C and VIN plates on the fire as well :shock:I have to agree tho, shades of that sockcucker who sold the Isuzu coop to Mr Bickle.

Owain-328i Rank: BL Wedge

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Horse crap Owain, if he doesnt get his 300 quid he's perfectly entitled to throw 40 yrs of service history on the fire :lol:Just as long as he doesn't chuck the V5C and VIN plates on the fire as well :shock:I have to agree tho, shades of that sockcucker who sold the Isuzu coop to Mr Bickle.

Thought it would be horse crap Craig. Nevermind. Lets hope he gets a rubbish price for it then, as he sounds like a right ****. :lol:
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This gets my OOOOF 8)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-MK-1 ... mobiles_UK?

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1 FORMER KEEPER. THE LAST OWNER SINCE 1981 46,000 ON THE CLOCK

It would get mine too if the vendor didn't want an extra £300 for the service history!

Where did he park his horse?

Err i could be way off here and probably am, but surely if you're the owner of a vehicle then you're legally entitled to ANY paperwork and history that goes with it. Maybe this berk wants reporting to ebay as he's effectively witholding documents belonging to the vehicle and BLACKMAILING the new owners?
He's selling it as a van without the service history, i guess his logic is a van with a FSH is worth more than one without, so if he does locate the history he's asking more for the van. I wonder if you have the option not to buy the SH if he finds it! He's gonna look a bit daft stood there with the paperwork expectuing you to give him £300 for that... you can just say 'Err.....no thanks... just seems like appalling value, £300 for a handbook and some bills, i think i'll pass!' and drive off in the van! Also you can wap him across the face with a big hot throbbing purple NEG and theres nowt he can do about it, ha ha
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-AUSTIN-METRO-GS-AUTO-BLUE-Breaking-for-spares_W0QQitemZ270377467642

 

BREAKING FOR SPARES YOU ARE BIDDING FOR 1 WHEEL NUT

Excellent body work to good to go to scrap

Really would like the car go as one piece but going to break for spares (will have to be towed if it goes in one piece)

Can be repaired

Do not bid if you want car as one piece as said before this auction is for 1 wheel nut

make your mind up COCK
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TAKING OF COCKS

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This car is the dogs nuts, and i'll clean her for you!

If You Are Old, Easily Scared, Sexually inexperienced, a virgin, an MP or A Civil Servant Then Dont Buy My Car. Especially a virgin...you will loose it!

There's lots more but they get worse.
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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LOL, what a shit kicker. I'm sure those links to the Meguiars website will assuage the fears of anyone who's noticed that he's got a pile of Negs against his name! TWAT

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TAKING OF COCKS

Bugger, I was expecting to see some good porn!
mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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This gets my OOOOF 8)http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-MK-1 ... mobiles_UK?

1 FORMER KEEPER. THE LAST OWNER SINCE 1981 46,000 ON THE CLOCK

It would get mine too if the vendor didn't want an extra £300 for the service history!Where did he park his horse?
Err i could be way off here and probably am, but surely if you're the owner of a vehicle then you're legally entitled to ANY paperwork and history that goes with it. Maybe this berk wants reporting to ebay as he's effectively withholding documents belonging to the vehicle and BLACKMAILING the new owners?
He's selling it as a van without the service history, i guess his logic is a van with a FSH is worth more than one without, so if he does locate the history he's asking more for the van. I wonder if you have the option not to buy the SH if he finds it! He's gonna look a bit daft stood there with the paperwork expecting you to give him £300 for that... you can just say 'Err.....no thanks... just seems like appalling value, £300 for a handbook and some bills, i think I'll pass!' and drive off in the van! Also you can wap him across the face with a big hot throbbing purple NEG and theres nowt he can do about it, ha ha
If I read the listing correctly - the seller has only just bought the van and he witheld £300 of the agreed price from the original vendor until the history turns up. When the paperwork turns up, he'll have to send £300 to the original owner, but wants you, the new owner, to pay it for him? Bloody cheek! I say leave him with his worthless paperwork and £300 down! I've come to feel that service history isn't all it's cracked up to be. My XM had loads when I bought it. None of it prevents the arse falling out of it due to rust. :)
Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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This photo amused me:

 

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[Pedant mode]Did they do facelift SD1s on an X-plate? I know the car itself is an '86, but somehow it doesn't look right.[/Pedant mode]

 

Interesting to see the Cavalier Mk2 and a pov-spec SD1 in the background. I ought to offer my Laurel up for stuff like this...

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