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gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

gtd2000

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Sometimes you have to laugh really....

 

With the exception of one large hole on the side of the van (which should be easy to fix with welding skills), the bodywork is all in a sound condition, including the sills and gutters.

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That's quite an exception :roll:

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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IT DOESNT NEED ALOT FOR ITS TEST

Except the o/s sill? That's an easy enough job to do I'm sure. :lol:
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That mercedes pick-up thing is unbelievable, it looks absolutely 100% SOLID TURD and, as far as I can see, is of no practical use whatsoever. I imagine its prone to popping its rear 'doors' open, losing its plywood tonneau cover and folding clean in half in a rear-ender too in a clown-car like display of structural non-integrity . Why fuggin bother? Especially when you are starting with what looks like a good example of a stylish, practical Merc estate car. WHAT A TOTAL FLANGE...... I DESPAIR.

Monkey_boy Rank: Austin Maxi

Monkey_boy

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Come on, give it some credit. At least it's good for transporting plywood!

michiel Rank: Renault 16

michiel

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not HOT ROD V8 drag... O RLY? Nice car though, apart from this.

 

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Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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Ah, I’d forgotten about that Crown! Used to see it round town here every so often. Does look a bit odd in real life due to the bumper treatment (or complete lack of).

ayd Rank: Austin Maxi

ayd

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WHAT A TOTAL FLANGE...... I DESPAIR.

sorry - that just made me laugh out really loud in the Office, not heard that saying for a while :DTop marks for your insults there Mr Bo11ox :D
uncle silvia Rank: Austin Maxi

uncle silvia

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I really like that crown and I myself...............

"havent seen a 2 door coupe before!!"

Seriously needs restoring to as it should be with all the bumpers etc and it would look sweet retroed up!! 8)
mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Bogongo!!

 

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EDIT: - just noticed the seller won the blue Mk3 Strada that was on a while back.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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Clearly a car perv of impeccable taste. Get them on here, pronto!

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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Clearly a car perv of impeccable taste. Get them on here, pronto!

Indeed. MF, you're the man for that I reckon, IIRC you bought Wuvvum and RegRit into our fold?
Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

Milford Cubicle

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Heeey, did they use 3 different grill/headlight combinations on those old Subarus in the space of a few years?

 

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Excellent! There's probably a super-obscure fourth one only for the Thai market or something.

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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A couple of nice ‘80s 5dr hatches there you’ve selected for our delectation. Driven several 800’s when they were nearly new, quite liked them.CD versions of the Cavalier always seemed scarce, I suppose it was just relative to how many L-spec repmobiles were hammering about at the time. They look really opulent, way posher looking than humbler trim levels (sadly it’s so difficult to tell nowadays).It struck me when the 800 hatch came out how much the rear end looked like the Cavalier’s.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Mitsubishi GTO's would be considered autoshite, yes?

 

Good. I present "fabulous spoorts car":

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0273264304

 

it wont let any other car to take over

WTF is it? KITT or something?

 

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Tidy enough Omega. If you're into that kind of thing..

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0287884710

 

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XR2 buy-one-get-one-free. 170mph? Shurely shome mishtake?

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0282908214

 

This auction is for 2 Mint XR2 Ford Fiestas both 1.0L on tax books

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Yep, GTO's are definitely autoshite. The owner of this one's seen "The Fast And The Furious" too many times...

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0266456428

 

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This one'll bring back happy memories for a lot of people:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0250576048

 

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^^^ VW scene nerds please note - that's what you call "patina".

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

Milford Cubicle

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That's superb. Surely not more of a customer repellent than a grotty old Mk3 Transit with "MIND THAT CHILD!" on the back and bad attempts at Disney cartoons on the side (presumably to avoid copyright infringement).

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