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Smol car possibly for sale; fucked Suzuki Alto


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06 Alto with knackered osf suspension, the strut and lower arm have failed catastrophically(through corrosion; mercifully at low speed) and the owner has bought another shiter to keep mobile; the person who was coming to take it away has failed to do so several times and it's taking up space. Offers of smol cash are likely to be well received as long as you come equipped to take it away there and then. Located in the blasted wasteland of Rosneath, G84.

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I get a nosebleed these days past Dalreoch, never mind that far round...

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Technically it's probably in Clynder, but it's just a slightly better class of squalor on the north side of the fence so I don't differentiate.

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the person who was coming to take it away has failed to do so several times and it's taking up space.

Just roll it into the Gareloch in the middle of the night. Job jobbed.

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Just roll it into the Gareloch in the middle of the night. Job jobbed.

It wasn't rolled, it was the backend that came around but it didn't hit anything, and it was the Loch Long road anyway... ;-)

 

GLWTS

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I'd need to strike up the sparkly stick and bodge Fred's dismogrified suspension components back together with pigeon poo to do that as rolling is one thing it isn't doing; if I did that I'd double its value to at least £50.

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The suspension and wheels on these do seem to rust and flake quite spectacularly for some reason.

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Perhaps an angle grinder to cut it up into smol pieces and bag it up.

 

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Leave it down the beach when it's low tide in the middle of the night. Blame the neighbours o'er the watter.

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