Junkman Posted January 31, 2018 Author Share Posted January 31, 2018 Aaaand.....pickshiz! egg, RobT, Asimo and 26 others 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 The more I look at 16s, the more I fall in love. Sudsprint, 320touring and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 The more I look at 16s, the more I fall in love.They are quite the thing. Almost like a practical CX Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 The A6 DS! Junkman, 320touring and Squire_Dawson 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 1, 2018 Author Share Posted February 1, 2018 Indeed. It's a D Supper Sank.I thought I'd pap it before the bin men load it up one day. Squire_Dawson, Lacquer Peel, Sudsprint and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Author Share Posted February 14, 2018 A fascinating side aspect of living in the parallel R16 Universe is that I get to know peopleno other car ever managed to get me to know. This is Ichiro's car: Ichiro lives in - you guessed it - Japan and I'm not allowed to post a picture of him,because you could see his big belly. This is Mounir's car: Mounir is from Tunisia and he is a student at the university of Marseille.I'm not allowed to post a picture of him, because you could think he's an idiot for taking this one on. This is Andriaina's car: Andriaina lives in Madagascar and I'm allowed to post a picture of him and his lovely wife and children,because he owns a TX. BorniteIdentity, Asimo, andrew e and 19 others 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 OT, but I had a client from Madagascar once. She married a Frenchman and they came to live and work here. Not long after that, the Brexit vote happened, so they moved back to France. Shortly after that, I heard rumours she was shagging someone else's husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Author Share Posted February 14, 2018 That's utterly shocking indeed. I have never heard any rumours about non Madagascan ladies shagging someone else's husband.Just imagine Andriaina's wife would come here and shag good British husbands post Brexit!The Western World would be doomed! I keep saying it since '33, had Hitler won that war, we wouldn't have these problems. Dirk Diggler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Didn't Mr Schickelgruber harbour ideas about creating a surrogate promised land in Madagascar? Or was it one of the other fun-loving national socialists? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Author Share Posted February 14, 2018 But these plans were quickly abandoned after they heard rumours about the Madagascan women'shabit of shagging good married Aryans against their will.Imagine the terrible racial defilement this would have caused. Evidently it still is a threat. somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Honda Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Ichiro lives in - you guessed it - Japan and I'm not allowed to post a picture of him, ...because I'd be gieing him pelters for his yellow headlamps. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 ....since '33, had Hitler won that war, we wouldn't have these problems. Yes, we'd all be wearing T-shirts with: "Anschluss: it's an Austrian thing. You wouldn't understand....." Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Author Share Posted February 14, 2018 ...because I'd be gieing him pelters for his yellow headlamps. Don't be such a headlamp Nazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I received in the post today a set of those yellow anti dazzle glasses for night driving. They do not work and I think I was scammed, but they do make every street look like Paris by night. Junkman, Lacquer Peel, Brodders and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 When i was about 20 i bought my first 16 off a Polish chap who had it from new. I had never drunk whisky before but we drank it at lunchtime whist doing the paperwork. Hope he is still going, what a nice chap he was. Victor Buczderwicz I think his name was or something like that. Junkman and Sudsprint 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I received in the post today a set of those yellow anti dazzle glasses for night driving. They do not work and I think I was scammed, but they do make every street look like Paris by night.That's unfortunate. Paris is s shithole, by day or by night Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 ....Paris is s shithole, ...I thought that was Bruges? Sigmund Fraud and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Author Share Posted February 14, 2018 I received in the post today a set of those yellow anti dazzle glasses for night driving. They do not work and I think I was scammed, but they do make every street look like Paris by night. Mine don't do that. So I was scammed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Author Share Posted February 14, 2018 Yes, we'd all be wearing T-shirts with: "There are no Kangaroos in Austria" EFA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 I received in the post today a set of those yellow anti dazzle glasses for night driving. They do not work and I think I was scammed, but they do make every street look like Paris by night. I expect you to turn up wearing them one day. I don't know what the bigger surprise is; Junkman ventures into the countryside or an un-monged 2-door Ford Escort. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 He was trying to improve the climate, I think he needs a twin Napier Deltic powered diesel locomotive to aid his cause though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 15, 2018 Author Share Posted February 15, 2018 Diesels don't improve anything. They merely pollute and suck all joy and happiness out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 15, 2018 Author Share Posted February 15, 2018 Junkman ventures into the countryside... Yeah, I'm quite impressed with myself.But that countryside is pretty void of people, so not scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 I loved going for just a drive when I lived up north, I added 400 miles to the clock of a diesel Skoda Felicia courtesy car whilst mine was in for warranty work, and that was in just a day, car was delivered to me with just 600 miles on the clock, they were livid, they didn't tell me they had a 250 mile limit on courtesy cars, took it all around north Yorks, along the Buttertubs pass, through in to Lancashire, drove back towards Skipton, Harrogate, Ripon & Thirsk, then back down the A1, I was a sod for doing stuff like that, my brand new Fabia had 1200 miles on the clock in it's first week, part of that was a trip to the Isle of Wight, had the 1000 mile check done at Winter's Skoda there. I really miss just being able to jump in the car & see where the road takes me Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 15, 2018 Author Share Posted February 15, 2018 Why don't you do it anymore? BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 15, 2018 Author Share Posted February 15, 2018 Zeze's place, also in Madagascar: He's just living the dream. robinmasters, Sigmund Fraud, Eddie Honda and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Why don't you do it anymore? Sadly JM, the DVLA took my licence away in August 2016 for medical reasons, I've tried re-applying but it gets knocked back, I suffered severe psychosis in April 16, which landed me with a police issued section 136 order, and landed in the funny farm in Great Yarmouth, since then my health & mental health have spiralled downwards, next step is a wheelchair for me, as my legs are giving up due to diabetic complications. I really would love to drive again, but I don't think it is going to happen any time soon, for a car nut like myself, it has all but destroyed me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Sorry to hear that Felly, you must really miss the driving. I can see the time coming when I have to stop and it's not a pleasant thought.My wife uses wheelchairs, its no fun but electric ones can be good.Am not saying you should, but you can drive an electric scooter on the road without a licence, and some of them whizz.Need registration plates as well on the big ones.People tend to shy away from them, see it as a stigma, but worth a go, only then do you know if it's for you or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Since I started driving back in 1994, I must have easily passed half a million miles behind the wheel of cars, vans, 7.5 tonners, buses & coaches, and in a way I am glad to be off the road, had a few too many non fault prangs, the last one wrote my car off, and triggered my breakdown soon after. I'm enjoying the exploits of Junkman, and fellow shiters, and I wonder what the next madcap collection will be from Herr Otto Von Junkman & his trusty sidekick Conrad They_all_do_that_sir, Squire_Dawson and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Anything with Conrad driving is madcap enough for my liking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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