Imagine the ultimate £50k car

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Imagine spending £50k on a classic car.

Imagine the decision making process.

Imagine how you'd choose something you had yearned for since you were knee high to a grasshopper.

Imagine how you would choose something special.

Something which made you smile each time you looked at it.

Something which still had people besotted with its beauty, decades after it was created.

Something which you couldn't help but look back at as you parked up and walked away from it.

Imagine the overwhelming pride in showing friends and family.

Imagine the MOT tester complimenting you on your exquisite choice in motoring finesse.

Imagine a car with the perfect shape from every angle, with every minute detail designed and created from scratch.

Imagine taking the car for a drive purely to be at one with it.

Imagine leaving the car as a timeless legacy for future generations to be fiercely proud of.

 

Now imagine shouting 'FECK OFF!' to all of the above.

£50k burning a hole in your pocket and not interested in any of the idealistic shizz?

 

Then you, fine sir, are ready for a 2002 Bristol Blenheim 3 coupe.

So ugly, even it's own mother would tell it to do one.

The best part? You even get five pounds in change from £50k.

Why haven't you bought one already?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/302318805734

[rasher]

FFU - Fundamental Fuck Up?

[Captain Furious]

Fuck me it looks like one of those chop show horror creations from 'leepu'

[pilninggas]

It looks like something the Soviets - ZiL- would be building if Glasnost and Perestroika didn't happen.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1934-Rolls-Royce-20-25-Sedanca-de-Ville-GUB54-/171843748667

 

Because people in my hood would think I spent 500,000 on it and I'd have 5k left to drive it on a holiday to the Riviera.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iso-Fidia-LHD-/332148201724

 

 

Because nobody has a clue what it is, plus it's shite.

[cort16]

They are certainly the shitiest of super saloons. I find them to have zero appeal, look at how wobbly it is.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Aston-Martin-Lagonda-series-2-/311845790801

 

 

Because I'd have 10k left to buy a plethora of other shite and I extremely like 40k cars

with borked handbrake and parking pawl.

[HillmanImp]

This sexy mofo is seriously cheap though at £35k even if its not got Senator rear lights. If I win the lottery in the next few weeks its coming home with me.

 

http://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C862287

 

[cort16]

That white one looks pretty nice but that blue plastic fantastic one is super shite.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Rolls-Royce-Camargue-Coupe-Super-Rare-Pininfarina-and-Mulliner-Park-Ward-/201921749422

 

Because I could pretend to be a really arrogant and obnoxious git and buy a second one.

[ProgRocker]

Porsche 928S series 4:

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C862678

 

With the £11k change I could buy a decent Citroen CX!

[anonymous user]

This sexy mofo is seriously cheap though at £35k even if its not got Senator rear lights. If I win the lottery in the next few weeks its coming home with me.

 

http://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C862287

 

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This one has Hillman Minx rear lights

[Felly Magic]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1934-Rolls-Royce-20-25-Sedanca-de-Ville-GUB54-/171843748667

 

Because people in my hood would think I spent 500,000 on it and I'd have 5k left to drive it on a holiday to the Riviera.

 

And you would be like a Bond villain, you would need 'Oddjob' to drive it though

[DSdriver]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Rolls-Royce-Camargue-Coupe-Super-Rare-Pininfarina-and-Mulliner-Park-Ward-/201921749422

 

Because I could pretend to be a really arrogant and obnoxious git and buy a second one.

I wonder if having a reg plate with the letters ANP R  causes chaos to the software of ANPR cameras?

[garethj]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Rolls-Royce-Camargue-Coupe-Super-Rare-Pininfarina-and-Mulliner-Park-Ward-/201921749422

 

Because I could pretend to be a really arrogant and obnoxious git and buy a second one.

 

That Camargue is ideal if you want to swan around like a louche aristocrat, slightly tipsy all the time and with perfect hair

[Felly Magic]

I'd go for this at £32k and a bit, and spend the change on keeping the bloody thing running LOL

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C767795

 

[Shep Shepherd]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iso-Fidia-LHD-/332148201724

 

 

Because nobody has a clue what it is, plus it's shite.

 

My kind of supercar

[HillmanImp]

This one has Hillman Minx rear lights

Dammit, I was going to say that but everytime I say something clever like that someone always corrects mm and I look like a pratt. Friggin'typical.

 

Next time I will take a screenshot of my first draft to post up afterwards.