Wanted Vague anything for sale near Telford post.....

[They_all_do_that_sir]

Bit vague this, a mate of mine whom we refer to as "English Matt" (at one point he was the only Englishman in the office) is heading home to see his folks in Telford at some point, and wants to do a chod collection in the process.

 

He has had success* previously getting a one way ticket and buying some chod to drive home. Recently this involved buying a shonky Picasso, which I concede is potentially a source of much controversy around these parts of late. 

 

English Matt is clearly a closet autoshiter, as he done an almost full Vulgalour on the Picasso and it has been doing sterling service for his wife ever since. He really should join and do a full show and tell, maybe once PICASSOGATE has died down.

 

ANYWAY

 

His requirements are a bit vague other than it not being too salty (probably sub £1k, MAYBE more for the right car) and in reasonable distance from Telford as he will likely have small people in tow.

 

Currently flicking his switches are Saab 9-3 convertibles and Jaguar X-Types. So really we are thinking a bit of flash for little cash. I *think* it will replace the Picasso and his Mrs will be primary user so corsa vans and the like probably aren't an option I'm afraid.......

 

Any ideas?

 

 

 

 

[Supernaut]

Corsa B.

[Tetleysmooth]

PBK's Golf

[Cavcraft]

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(On my phone it looks like I'm wearing a bikini in that picture)

[hairnet]

Billeh rover

 

Chestershire to Telford not hard

[Lord Sterling]

I'll have a word with my cousin, he is a Telford-based as it's my home town. The Shropshire Star (online) classifieds section might help too.

[chaseracer]

There's a ticketed C5 V6 in Whitchurch on Ebay for 300 sheets.

[Sloth in a bowl]

I'll have a word with my cousin, he is a Telford-based as it's my home town. The Shropshire Star (online) classifieds section might help too.

 

 

Do you not have a Rover for sale Mo?

[catsinthewelder]

Where is Dodgy Tom when you need him?

 

A customer offered me a Xedos9 a few months back for £1k if that isn't too much,  I can probably dig a phone number out if needs be.

[Asimo]

Volvo for £75 in Cannock - http://autoshite.com/topic/25723-swedish-tank/

[Cavcraft]

There's a ticketed C5 V6 in Whitchurch on Ebay for 300 sheets.

I was on that the other day, the on-line check said it had no test which the garage confirmed. They reckoned eBay had an auto-fill thing which automatically triggers the wording saying its tested.

It's the old A41 Motorcentre just before you come to the Raven and Midway truck stop coming from Market Drayton and Telford.

[sporty-shite]

Leon Cupra? I could arrange delivery/meet-up/Cannock Auctions if need be. 

 

[Lord Sterling]

Do you not have a Rover for sale Mo?

It's still out of action awaiting repair.