Oh dear, latest acquisition local.

[ruffgeezer]

It's not French, it is cheap and it's worse than anything found on Cavcraft's backlot...

 

It arrives tomorrow and I still haven't told the wife...

 

Oh and when you are 4/4 for broken cars the best plan is to buy something much worse.

[purplebargeken]

Oh well, there go the testicles. 

[sporty-shite]

it's worse than anything found on Cavcraft's backlot...

 

Impossible.

[ruffgeezer]

1/3rd of the doors are inoperable due to mysterious hinge issues...

[Ghosty]

A third? Are we counting a boot/hatch as a door, or is it a van, or a 6 door limo?

[Richard]

BINI Clubman.

[Ghosty]

I was thinking Clubman, but they have 5 (2 right, 1 left, 2 rear), and they aren't cheap, you'd be hard pressed to get one under £5000 (oldest are on about 56 plate).

Unless RG's not noticed one side's missing a door...

[Jazoli]

Is is a broken Hyundai Veloster?

[Richard]

Freelander? They are cheap and worse than most things.

[Ghosty]

P38? Split tailgate could be construed as 2 doors.

[fatharris]

Morgan.

[ruffgeezer]

3rd door is the boot, not long until arrival. Added bonus was the sunroof that must have either been stuck open as it was raining or was open to allow the smell to escape....

[billyboy406v6]

You will not need a car when the missus has finished kicking your arse ??

[tooSavvy]

ROFL..... Will the cavalcade of Auto$hite shennannigans ever end??

 

*note to self: Shut UP

 

 

TS

[Sealtainn]

I'm am waiting here with fetid breath

[ruffgeezer]

Guess who?

 

 

 

Profit potential?

[garbaldy]

Proton compact ?

[ruffgeezer]

Close enough, it's a misery spec Satira 1.2Gli, I haven't tried the door yet but the front wing is bent as buggery.

[garbaldy]

I like these very good motors.

The 12 valve mpi is a little flyer

[oldcars]

Proton compact ?

Your good, i had no idea what that was

[tooSavvy]

.... Gunna 'flood' POC with unbeatable parts availability?

 

.... might be slim pickens M8

 

TS

[Urko]

Oh and when you are 4/4 for broken cars the best plan is to buy something much worse.

That's what I did.

[Ghosty]

Congratulations on your cut-rate Mitsubishi Colt!