Roffle Maestro 1.6 lx goes to the big smoke and stays there! Fiat swapz fur teh WIN!

[mouseflakes]

I did for a minute wonder about red spidey things.

 

Let's hope they didn't fill the headlining with their 'love gardens'...

 

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/red_velvet_mite

[For Fiats Sake]

£495 ONO FOR QUICK SALE or £8.50 per ticket.

[Cavcraft]

I can't get it out of my head that someone was horizontally jogging in this, then farted and followed through.

[purplebargeken]

Now, due to Billy, the actual value of this car has dropped to 37 3/4 groats.

[cms206]

Now, due to Billy, the actual value of this car has dropped to 37 3/4 groats.

25 GROATS KOLEKT 2NYT M9

 

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[For Fiats Sake]

25 GROATS KOLEKT 2NYT M9

 

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No Messiers!

[For Fiats Sake]

 

At Shitefest (before exiting mudlake)

 

 

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[NorfolkNWeigh]

In 1990, the company I worked at had a deal with a large body shop that they'd get most of our work ( fleet of about 400 cars) if they supplied a permanent courtesy car.

They supplied a Maestro identical to this beauty, it didn't get used much as we had about a dozen pool cars , all of them of much higher status, but people that pissed us off would be given the Maestro as a punishment car, also if for some reason one of us chauffeurs needed a car left somewhere we found it hilarious* to leave the Maestro for each other.

This hilarity backfired once when the Chief Executive had to drive it over a weekend instead of his 500SEL when the Merc had a puncture so his chauffeur took it home on the Friday night.

To be fair he saw the funny side and whenever some middle management twat who'd damaged his Carlton or whatever complained, we could say if it's good enough for the guvnor...

 

Those memories and the fact I'm sure I've still got some Hurricane Grey paint from bodging auction Montegos means I'm up for number 32 and 11 in the Roffle.

[Guest Lord Sward]

A 1.6 LX is a rare beast.

[Angrydicky]

My mate Ed (with the landcrab at Shitefest) says he'll have a ticket.

[eddyramrod]

16 and 59 please...

[The Moog]

I would have 3 tickets

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Act Fast folks as the MOT runs out in August!

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[For Fiats Sake]

Eddys keen!

[For Fiats Sake]

Seeing as the roffle was so popular* I've done a swap for the Regata with Vec.

 

Apologies to all who were looking for this lump of Maestroey goodness (dis)gracing their abodes parking arrangements.

[surprisingskoda]

When you need rid of that regata let me know!

[HH-R]

That Regata...

 

[hairnet]

Woot win all round