Event The 205 is dead, LYVE COLLECSHUN FRED - FAIL TO PROCEED

[Craig the Princess]

That is very unprofessional from a personal twitter account, I doubt that is in line with their social media policy.

[explosive-cabbage]

Lift to Leeds with brother Dan

[explosive-cabbage]

2.15 am

 

Leeds Bus station.

 

[explosive-cabbage]

On the bus, on my way!

 

[KruJoe]

UNEXPECTED 2-IN-1 SMALL PUG DIZZLE HATCHBACK COLLECTION omg bbq wtf

 

 

I forgot these pics from a month or so ago when I found a 1.5D 106 for Dan.

£250 with 10 months' ticket and minor and rectifiable chavifications.

Perfect for "Chav_in_the_corner". Utterly poverty-stricken and minge-bag-tastic.

 

 

I'm shamelessly unapologetic about posting photos taken of a cracked iphone screen, showing a 1990's chavwagon with wrong coloured bits. Like it or lump it.

[KruJoe]

Have you nodded off, our kid?

Are you nearly there yet?

[dollywobbler]

That Twitter post seems a bit cuntish to me considering it was posted by the police.

I don't think so. This has been a good warning to folk. And he was lucky to get away with it. Looking forward to collection capers though!

[dollywobbler]

Ok, maybe the wording is a bit cuntish on reflection. And grammatically incorrect.

[explosive-cabbage]

[nebuchenezer]

That is very unprofessional from a personal twitter account, I doubt that is in line with their social media policy.

Looks like he is a bit of a cunt really

[garbaldy]

The wording isn't exactly un cunt like I agree but I dare say if you hadn't have been so honest with PC then how would he have known about the windscreen,

[explosive-cabbage]

[explosive-cabbage]

 

There's a lot of people in London. And a lot of guns.

 

Got some funny looks in my scruffs and wellies!

 

[explosive-cabbage]

Bonny pile of bricks that one!

[explosive-cabbage]

 

Down the rabbit hole!

[trigger]

LOLZ at the wellies!

[beko1987]

Just got my blood boiling from PC Cuntface's tweet, and the comments under it. I've replied too, he seemed to not care that you are alive still...

[KruJoe]

Those are his best driving wellies an'all. London villagers doesn't know how lucky they are.

[Jim Bell]

Wellies in London. Classic.

[explosive-cabbage]

[KruJoe]

I know where there's a freshly rebuilt pair of front struts to go on that...

[beko1987]

I'm confused, which one did you buy? The pez station one?

 

Nice ZX though

[KruJoe]

which one?

 

Have you read the thread? Or the title?

[beko1987]

Have you read the thread? Or the title?

No and No, just got excited that there was an update...

[For Fiats Sake]

 #couldhaveusedpropergrammar

#couldhaveputaroadclosedsignupbutCBA

[Arthur Foxhake]

Nice to meet you Will.

Sorry was a bit rushed, should have been at work not selling cars.

Bon voyage mon ami.

[bub2006]

Nice to see you have a car sorted. That copper is a bit of a nob though. Surely he shouldn't be putting twitter feeds up regarding his arrest,court cases etc. As for comment,another banger off road and it's only a Peugeot they obviously don't know the car and what's gone into it

[vulgalour]

Looking forward to the Cabbaging of the new blue 205, from what I've gathered it's already a bit of a beastie to begin with.

[sporty-shite]

Is that ZX ex Castros Bro? If so, it's my WBOD from last year.

[explosive-cabbage]

 

I'm about 30 miles from home, making good progress. Unfortunately the turbo has blown itself up and its blowing white smoke. I lost boost completely and the turbo started making funny noises, then the engine started running away on itself but I managed to stall it as soon as I noticed, there is still oil in it and it turns over and runs okay but cant drive it. I'm getting a recovery truck out to take me home.