Collectioneering thread, with a difference. Now with PHOATAZ and boringness.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Poor old Bimmer, feels a bit fed up.  

 

Anyone here fancy it?  No idea what it is really worth.  

 

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Meanwhile, nobody mention Pearl Harbour, OK?  George Takei, your chariot awaits...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Nice. Why is valeting man smelling the mats?

 

 

Cokechester.  He was snorting, not sniffing. 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Spenner

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-HONDA-ACCORD-COUPE-2-0I-ES-/121754194402?hash=item1c591d91e2

[stuboy]

arnt they 'dare' alloys

[Honey Badger]

Spenner

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-HONDA-ACCORD-COUPE-2-0I-ES-/121754194402?hash=item1c591d91e2

 

Even more spenner, but has 2 extra cylinders

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Accord-3-0i-V6-sr-c-c-2977cc-auto-1999-FSH-NICE-CONDITION-FUTURE-/121736519313?hash=item1c580fde91

 

 

Or this little Honey just up the road from your present location.

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201509076707283?sort=locasc&search-target=usedcars&body-type=coupe&make=honda&page=1&onesearchad=used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew&radius=1500&model=accord&postcode=nn84sa&logcode=p

[Guest Breadvan72]

Not fer me, thanks.  Good cars, but just not pressing the buttons.    Also, hoping might to be able to get a Five Series and a coolio volvo for price of one Accord Copupe, so whatevs. 
 

 

My brother's 316 was a pleasant enough drive down the A1 and M1-M42-M40 to South Oxon.  There is judder from the brakes when braking firmly.  Not sure if warped disc, wear or whatevs.   Rear light cluster sometimes works, usually doesn't.  Interior is very pov spec nasty light blue cloth with bonus questionable stains, but car has cruise control and aircon so not uber pov.  Interior plastics etc a bit cheap and cheerful compared to 1980s and 1990s BMWs.  

 

North of York I was the only Bimmer on the road (in an almost base model to boot) .  South of York - Bimmer city.  M3s , Xs and whatever coming out the wazoo.  Near Birmingham, no more Bimmers.  Then Warwickshire and Oxon, loadsaBimz, including, oh noes, WHITE ones.  Dude, if you are that much of a cunt, do it properly and get a fucking Audi.    

[Junkman]

Car not safe to drive any distance until sorted, obvs, because primitive man be AFEARED of fire...    

 

Never mind a bit of warmth. Is the interior light working? Because death isn't scary, but darkness is.

[320touring]

Poor old Bimmer, feels a bit fed up.

 

Anyone here fancy it? No idea what it is really worth.

 

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Talk to me!

[purplebargeken]

Nice waftbarge. Very nice of you to give a shit about small bruv. You is ace.

[Noel Tidybeard]

i dunno the lengths some people go to just to get their face on a collecshun fred

 

 

this place isn't what it .........

[Guest Breadvan72]

Talk to me!

 

I be talkin'.  Shitesmails R Us.

 

 

Honda news:  good indy in darlo changed oil and filter (there was a fliter in the boot), balanced wheels, removed compressor and fitted shorter belt, checked out car and said seems to be a good one, and is thought desirable in that spec.   Bro is uber chuffed, will prob drive to see me next week and see our old dad in hospital, will also try to reconnect with recently ex girlfriend who lives in Whitby, now that he has wheels he trusts.  He had fallen out of love with his Bim, although so far as I can tell it does not have major snags, just some minor ones.  

 

I will pimp the Bim a bit (ie get local Romanians to clean disgusto stainz from seats and flick a cloth over paintwork), check and disclose its defects, and pop it on the Bay unless anyone here wants a pop.   That little 1.8 engine is pretty good, and the car feels solid enough on the road. It has Pirellis on the front and Wing Wangs on the back - these should be swapped over, I reckon.  

[Guest Breadvan72]

Fair dos.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Car plus brother of egregious beardiness plus pipe gesticulatage inna big up chap stylee.

 

 

 

 

[tooSavvy]

Only children have more toys.... But you cannot fukkinn give away li'll Bros.

 

.... I'm youngest of three, two older sis [i was spoilt ]

 

 

TS