Channel 5 tonight at 9 Grand theft auto

[DVee8]

Grand theft auto UK

It says

A documentary exposing the crims who steal and how they do it.

I think this is a 1 off program.

[Jim Bell]

Sounds sensible dangerous.

[KruJoe]

[DVee8]

Was that Bolls Primera GT is he MR BIG?

[crapcarcollector]

What a bunch of of fucking wankers. That fat bloke is such a billshitter, the crash for cash illegal immigrant should crash into him.

[lisbon_road]

Sorry, it could have been ok but they're making it such an ego trip for the 'fat bloke' as above that I can't get to the end.  Not recommended.

[overrun]

I watched it and was suitably annoyed.

 

I always listen for/watch my car locking - so you won't get me like that.

 

That guttersnake, Jamie probs used to rob Nova's and Sierra's etc, which any of us could, with nothing more than a broken chip fork.

He showed how shite he was when he couldn't start that mk3 Mondeo. Plus, he had been inside for a total of 18 years?!

 

That key fishing dog nonce with the squeaky lisp really pissed me off.

You are 50 years old FFS.

 

Die in a ditch.

[New POD]

As far as being Robbed Blind, I've lost more to back street mechanics inflating the bills than I have to theft. And don't get me started on Main dealer pricing.

[Station]

Jesus that bloke is MASSIVE.

[twosmoke300]

Watched about 15 mins and could feel my piss boiling so I did some housework instead

[Micrashed]

Jesus that bloke is MASSIVE.

You havent seen me.... 

I went to get some new uniforms measured up at the sewing room today and they have pulled out some maternity sister smocks for me.

 

Going to watch it here, now.

http://www.channel5.com/shows/grand-theft-auto-uk/episodes/car-criminals-proud

[alf892]

I thought the fat fella was funny.....

 

loads of bullshit about about 'good' he was in his day..........and then the announcer states he is the most convicted car crim.

 

Not that fucking good then eh matey.

 

Similar when fat bloke is mouthing about how many coppers he beat the shit out of........turns out his convictions were driving without insurance. What no ABH/assault of murder then hard man???

 

I would imagine the proper organised gangs would be laughing (or outraged) at how they were portrayed.

 

Cheap telly

[EssDeeWon]

Like most others I couldnt sit through all of this, these crims do not derserve air time, the fat bloke Jamie has cost us thousands with all his court appearances, police time and jail sentences and now does nothing and gets benefits. I bet his never paid a penny in tax either.

 

Boasting about nicking cars then said sorry to that garage owner who he stole cars from...........then walks away laughing. The reason he doesnt still do it is because he couldnt get that 12 year old Mondeo started so what chance would the fat fuck stand with 2 year old Range Rovers and BMW's.

 

Words don't do these people justice.

[Micrashed]

 The reason he doesnt still do it is because he couldnt get that 12 year old Mondeo started so what chance would the fat fuck stand with 2 year old Range Rovers and BMW's.

Well, exactly - modern cars need either the keys or a lot more dicking about to bypass the immobilisers built in. Which is why they had the bag head and his hook on a bit of bamboo cane to go and do the key retrieval - probably got a ton or paid in weights to keep feeding his habit. Romanian bloke and his jammer pissed me off a little, but not as much as the "professional" weed smoking car crash victim.