Happy Shite - Sad Shite

[dollywobbler]

Happy Mini

 

Miffed Mini

 

"I ate too much cake" Mini

[Micrashed]

Not sure if a 'cars that look like celebrities' thread is what Station originally intended but I think I have posted the similarity between the Simca 1501 and Mr Meeker from Rentaghost:

 

 

 

 

At least they look similar in my head. 

I think your head buttons up the back.

 

I want to climb in though, is that wrong?

[Rusty Pelican]

 

[Micrashed]

 

Angry shite

[Micrashed]

This Fiesta has a sleepy face that will eat yoru music...

[Micrashed]

 

Constipated / straining at stool Toyota

[KruJoe]

Happy shite:

 

Sad shite:

 

Please no more aggressive-looking moderns, we see enough of them on the roads.

[vulgalour]

Let's go off roading, they said.

 

 

It'll be fun, they said.

[vulgalour]

I'm in a ditch, I'm sorry.

 

There's a fire, I'm sorry.

 

I'm at a car show, I'm sorry.

 

Oh god, he's so important, and he's riding in me.  I'm sorry!

[Shep Shepherd]

Give us a kiss!

 

[Lacquer Peel]

 

 

 

 

 

 

More like, AMIRITELADS?

[twosmoke300]

 

Angry shite

Alfa grills always look like a pubic mound to me

[garethj]

Check my eyebrows

 

 

I reckon with a bit of filler on one side you could have a cracking go at Roger Moore

[garethj]

 

[155V6]

 

[Micrashed]

Let's go off roading, they said.

 

 

It'll be fun, they said.

Marvin, can you jump off this sand dune? they said.

Can I jump off this sand dune? Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to jump off a sand dune

Call that shite satisfaction? Because I dont.

[derskine]

[derskine]

 

[kinkersaab]

Sad...

[kinkersaab]

Bugger.... Strangely it doesnt look happier upside down......

[Ghosty]

*also applies to the entirety of Skoda's 2014 range

[vulgalour]

That Lada looks like it was designed in China for a helicopter company.  It's amazing.

[forddeliveryboy]

 

I take myself quite seriously, but am a simple sort...

 

who gets frightened easily

 

[forddeliveryboy]

 

I will forever sneer at you

[forddeliveryboy]

 

My momma was a druggie, but I'm harmless

[forddeliveryboy]

 

Nobody ever believes me, my eyes are too far apart.

[forddeliveryboy]

 

I've been addicted to everything possible - it nearly killed me

[forddeliveryboy]

 

I overcame depression, but now I'm missing it

[forddeliveryboy]

 

"Are you sure you mean what you said? - I'd think again" said Vitesse

[forddeliveryboy]

 

The news was just so awful, I can't believe it

 

 

 

"Well, it's true, and sad - you'll have to accept it though, there's no going back" said Six

 

 

 

The odd uncle just twitched his moustache

 

 

 

"What on earth should I say?", wondered 12

 

 

 

"What more is there to say, eh?"

 

 

 

The procession

 

 

 

"My eyes haven't been dry for days"

 

 

 

Sixteen wasn't saying anything. He knew too much and was hard-bitten.

 

 

 

You shouldn't be sad, you're yellow.

 

 

 

"Well she's the same as me if you ignore skin colour, and I'm in a state of shock, haven't shown my face for days."

 

 

 

None of them will say why they're all so sad.