1989 Style Et Luxe KNOB VAN

[chaseracer]

Your droring skillz is improving.

 

[dugong]

Colleagues are asking why I'm looking at nob knobs at work

[Partridge]

Tell them it was my fault. Although it is kinda your fault for having KNOB VAN.

[ruffgeezer]

Alas poor knobvan, we knew it's smell.

[Dave_Q]

Is it really broken?

 

If new engine required, remember explosive-cabbage HAS ALL UR XUDs.

[Junkman]

Is it really broken?

 

Currently it's impossible to tell, because it won't start.

[dugong]

Currently it's impossible to tell, because it won't start.

U CHARGE BATTERY PLS

[Junkman]

I IZ NOT HAZ CHARGER

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I CAN HAZ CHARGER

 

(but will need back as Mini required jump start today)

[Junkman]

CAN I HAZ YOOR CHARGERER?

[dugong]

Go round the unit and ask SCTSH_ANDY to lend the one he has. He broke mine.

[ruffgeezer]

Are there three actual people here, or just one shitevan owning schizophrenic?

[Junkman]

Three actual people.

One schizophrenic, who lives under the illusion that that shitheap in my garden is still a Peugeot 305 van,

despite it has ceased to be that a long time ago, one who owns a battery charger, and I.

[dugong]

Who are you again? I made that van myself out of an offcut.

[Minimad5]

LOL.
i hope you two are not actually falling out over a car / van !?

[Junkman]

Pffft.

The only thing falling is the van. To crumbles.

[Partridge]

It's a just a bit porous isn't it? Peugeot were way ahead of the game really; a car that recycles itself!

[Junkman]

Phakt is I need a bettermary chargerer one way or the other.

[Partridge]

I can't help you there

[Noel Tidybeard]

i thort to be a properer shitist you need to have at least one boosterer pack

 

place aint what it .....

[Junkman]

I thought boozta pax iz for newfangled computah tosh ownahz.

A shitist push starts a car wiff a naff butteree, no?

[rml2345]

Push starting a car is the Autoshite way. All you need is half a dosen shiteists and about two gallons of tea.

Also, everything should have an orange flashing beacon as its GR11. Overall, top Knob Vanning.

[Jim Bell]

Knob van battery. No longer just a crime in Rochdale. Now our main concern.

[chaseracer]

You could have had the battery off EC's 306.  If you'd gone to Rochdale before he towed it* to Yorkshire.

 

 

 

 

* The 306, that is, not Rochdale.  If we were talking Rochdale, we'd tug it all the way to the east coast - and then keep going.  Maybe it would be easier to float the town down the Ship Canal, round Ireland and into the Atlantic.  Maybe not.  Other bizarre and unlikely ethnogeographic fantasies are available.  E&OE.  Bemuse irresponsibly.

[Felly Magic]

Good plan to float Rochdale away, it would improve the North West no end

[dugong]

So, two* pages of utter nonsense in and the consensus is that we need a booster pack or a battery charger - preferably the latter. I have a couple of spare batteries at the unit NW**

 

To be honest, I'd complain about the thread turning to drivel, too.

 

Good plan to float Rochdale away, it would improve the North West no end

Could we decide whether or not it's part of Greater Manchester or Lancashire first?

[ruffgeezer]

i thort to be a properer shitist you need to have at least one boosterer pack

 

place aint what it .....

 

The Shitest's way is to own a jump pack that is always flat along with a set of Dagenham market jump leads that are only capable of starting a fire.

[rml2345]

Aren't you supposed to buy another car to use as a jump pack and then just drive around in that instead?

[Jim Bell]

Reverse bump start with Junkmans poorly Japanese car?

[mouseflakes]

A shitist push starts a car wiff a naff butteree, no?

 

Not if it has the 'correct' gearbox though surely JM?