For Sale Les Demoiselles d'Avignon sont mouiller leurs culottes pur ma Picasso. CAR FOR SALE

[Cavcraft]

It's no Girl before a Mirror but it's no Joker either.

 

 

2001 Citroen Picasso 1.8 petrol, manual box.

MOT 28th September 2014

Taxed end of July 2014.

110,000 miles.

Pretty tidy, especially for one of these.

Power steering, central locking that sort of shit.

Towbar and single electrics (I should just lie here and say it was only fitted last week to tow a Cozy Coupe kids car round the back garden, but I won't, I haven't an effing clue what it was used to tow  with)

Interior surprisingly clean, bodywork the same. Some scratches and a dent or two but defo above average.

Good tyres, can't hear any exhaust blows, cam belt allegedly done last year.

Runs great, can't hear anything that would worry me too much.

 

Door have to be opened from lock on passenger side (how completely unlike PSA that is) but all doors lock and open.

EML on, no idea why doesn't effect the running so bollocks to it. 

 

 

 

£375. If anyone's worried about the test expiring end of September I will take it to any garage of your choice in Chester for another MOT as long as you pay for it, I can't be much fairer than that.

 

Don't be a knobhead and ask me for my 'best price' before you've seen it and I will discount the price a bit for a shiter. 

 

[scooters]

Let me speak to Mrs p

[Cavcraft]

10-4.

[scooters]

Let me speak to Mrs p

Hi Billy she says yes. Can I ping you over a deposit and pick up in about a week or so?

[vulgalour]

That has to be the quickest sale of an undesirable car yet.

[Cavcraft]

Hi Billy she says yes. Can I ping you over a deposit and pick up in about a week or so?

 

 

Cav's Real Deals says YES.

[scooters]

Indeed. Not my cup of tea but she likes em for lugging kids around in. They make handy load loggers with seats out. Berlingo is better tho

[Cavcraft]

That has to be the quickest sale of an undesirable car yet.

 

You've spelt 'a sexy' wrong.

[vulgalour]

Sorry, I keep using big words.

[Junkman]

This forum truly is what it always used to be.

[Pillock]

What, odd?

[retrogeezer]

I've already got one and I'd have been tempted with that! 

[Micrashed]

Junkman, will you stop looking like my Uncle Gary.

Its frightening.