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Not really feeling the love for this:

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Fucked if I know what I really want. I quite like the tallness dont really have the need for a 4x4 gearbox, Im leaning towards a

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For uBer extra shite points I suppose I should really be looking for a 3 door Mk1 with the full length roof.

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Surely what you really want is an early Berlingo with a veg friendly pump?

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Well it would be nice. 

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Is the MaverickyGervais MOT'd now?

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It has 2 weeks left, its going in on Thursday to see what the damage is - all I can find is a small bit of welding needed on the drivers sill.

 

Depending on the outcome it may well be OMGFIRESAYLE, or it may get punted for what it owes me (£500 plus £RFL if I can)

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Whilst owners of newish Berlingo's appear to have no motoring soul*, I think the opposite would be true of anyone that buys a well used one (perhaps one used by a mobile fish monger, as a shop) with dents, and 4 different brands of tyre, and drives it like Henri Toiverman on the way to a fire.

 

 

*My Cousin spent over 10K on a Brand new one, FFS. Just think of the exotica you could buy for that sort of cash. (at the time you could see get a 3 door cosworth for that)  

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I had this one for a while and it was brilliant - dented to fook and with a 240v electrical system installed in the boot.

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Whats that Swapz site like? is it full of mouth breathers?

 

I might even fancy a funky moped or motorbike....

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Half the time I don't know if I want a shit or a haircut, must be my age....

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Whats that Swapz site like? is it full of mouth breathers?

 

I might even fancy a funky moped or motorbike....

 

 

It has a different currency to the rest of Britain. Or Europe. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

At one time it was the Mk4 Astra. If you had one of those, you could get almost anything. Then it was the Focus, now (as it's been for ages) it's the Mondeo. It must be some sort of hidden law on there that no matter what you put up for a swap (including a couple of grands worth of motor) someone will offer you a 2001 petrol Mondeo with no wheel trims, high miles and an interior that looks like it still houses 827 sweet eating, pop drinking kids with a cold. And the shits.

 

It also houses people who (seriously) offer a 1980's HeMan castle as a swap for a car or bike. The per capita nutter ratio must be higher than most places you've worked in M, though there is the odd, genuine good deal to be had. Like, for example, a really shit, really rusty Renault Kangoo 1.4 petrol car with a long MOT and some tax.

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It also houses people who (seriously) offer a 1980's HeMan castle as a swap for a car or bike. The per capita nutter ratio must be higher than most places you've worked in M, though there is the odd, genuine good deal to be had. Like, for example, a really shit, really rusty Renault Kangoo 1.4 petrol car with a long MOT and some tax.

I thought you were keeping that?

 

Never wanted the He-Man castle myself, but I did want a BFO Milenneum Falcon or X wing fighter, you know, the mahoosive ones.

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