The Magical Mystery Vulgalour Arts Tombola - WINNERS ANNOUNCED

[Mr Livered]

Can I pay other than by Paypal?

[vulgalour]

Probably, Paypal is not the be all and end all, just the most usually convenient.  Send me a PM with your payment method of choice and we'll sort it out.

[vulgalour]

I'm £300 short still.  I have a few irons in the fire, so to speak, but having just been let down on the flat we were looking at we're hoping to net a slighter cheaper but much nicer house which may bring my expenses down to £200 instead.

 

Still... couple of hundred to go either way, I'll keep slogging away at the work that's on and hoping the plans I have in motion pay off.  Got to be optimistic, haven't I?

[Micrashed]

Monies sent for number 26 s-v-p.

I quite like the Mini. Fingers and legs crossed.

[vulgalour]

Murky bucket for purchasing a ticket M. Shed du Micra.

 

 

That's a thing actually, if there's a particular bit of existing art that fits the bill  - Bubblecars is an A3 piece, Mini is an A4 piece - then you can win those if you'd prefer, I'm cool with that.  Hearse not up for grabs for sentimental reasons.

[Alexg]

34 please, moneys on the way

[vulgalour]

Money received, with my thanks, and list updated shortly.

 

Vulgalour Villa PLC would like to remind viewers that the draw is happening in the evening of Friday the 13th which is, technically, today!  So this is your last warning klaxon to get those tickets bought for your chance to win a once* in a lifetime opportunity to possibly acquire some artwork that nobody else will understand.  Keep it for long enough and the artist will be dead and you can cash in on dead artist scene tax!

[320touring]

Gimme PayPal details please, I'd like number 6.

 

Will pay at lunchtime when I have pc access, cheers

[The Moog]

Pm sent.

[purplebargeken]

Pleaseletmewin,pleaseletmewin,pleaseletmewin.

[vulgalour]

Later tonight my gorgeous assistant and I shall be drawing the numbers so that you loverly people can win things.

 

[vulgalour]

For those still wanting to purchase tickets you have until 8pm today, after which time I shall be making the first of the ticket draws.

[brickwall]

So, what time do I win? Errr......I mean.....what time is the fully transparent and fair draw come along?

[mrbenn]

Think I'll have a second ticket, can I have number 11 please?

 

Will Paypal you now.

[vulgalour]

You can and you may.

[mrbenn]

Thank you, monies should be with you now.

[vulgalour]

Yup. all good and I've updated the list  If you win you've only yourself to blame.

[mrbenn]

Yup. all good and I've updated the list  If you win you've only yourself to blame.

 

Thanks, fingers firmly crossed

[vulgalour]

 
 
Now drawing for the Magical Mystery THIRD PRIZE from the Magical Mystery Tombola Tumbler...
 
 
48....Balls, nobody picked that number.
 
83!
 
FFS
 
 
 
 
26
 
Congratulations, Micrashed, you have won an inked A4 sized picture of your choice.

[mrbenn]

*** Cheers from the crowd ***

[dave21478]

[vulgalour]

Prize number dos!

 

This is for the FANTASTIC full colour A4 sized original artwork of your choice and the winning ticket is...

 

54

 

Oh for crying out loud, can somebody fix this thing?

 

51!

 

Wait, 51?  Nobody has ticket 51.

 

70  *kicks the MMTT*

 

*mutters something unpleasant*  It's five.  Nobody has five. *throws ticket away, pulls out another* Forty seven.

 

FORTY SEVEN

 

 

Nobody.

 

 

Right...

 

 

63

 

Someone got 63?  *rolls out list, list goes on for a while*  ah, yes, there we go.

 

63 belongs to Purplebargeken.  Congratulations you lucky, lucky bastard.

 

 

[vulgalour]

 

I warning you box, I don't like you and it's pretty clear you don't like me so let's make this one easy shall we?

 

This is for the FIRST PRIZE the BIG ONE, the one you all RRRRREALLY want.  This is for the spectacular A3 sized original artwork OF... YOUR... CHOICE!

 

*winds handle, tumbler speeds up, tumbler gets too fast... handle comes off.*

 

 

 

 

 

I'll just wait for that to cool down a bit, probably take about half an hour or so...

[mrbenn]

* edge of seat *

[eddyramrod]

Nails duly chewed here...

[Jim Bergerac]

*winds handle, tumbler speeds up, tumbler gets too fast... handle comes off.*

 

 

 

 

 

I'll just wait for that to cool down a bit, probably take about half an hour or so...

 

If Autoshite handled the national lottery...

 

My anticipation is such I'm watching this thread instead of the football!

[STUNO]

From my location it is 7.45 tomorrow morning and I am still waiting.

[vulgalour]

Right, there we go boys and girls, I think that's cool enough not to give me third degree burns now...

 

Let's have a good old rummage down in this SEARINGLY HOT OVEN OF A BOX!  *cough* I'm fine.  Just a bit crispy... right.  This ticket is for the SUPER SPECIAL AMAZING FIRST PRIZE, that being the A3 full colour yadda yadda yadda youknowthescorebynow.

 

 

71

 

yeah, we know the drill, pull another ticket, see who's won really, repeat AT LEAST six times.  Stupid damned box.

 

 

 

58... no... 24... no

 

 

Wait, what, there are winning tickets now?  What the hell you stupid box, I've got two winning tickets now and only ONE PRIZE.

 

 

 

Right well, I guess that means Semi-C has won the BIG FAT TOP AMAZING FIRST PRIZE OF WINNING.  Congratulations, big guy, don't spend it all at once, it's an investment or something.  That ticket number again for first prize:

 

71

 

What the hell am I going to do with ticket 24?  What do you mean I've got to find the prize, what sort of a booby is going to want a prize I'm going to give them?

[vulgalour]

Ah, there we go, this should do the trick.  It's a... er... hand made jellyfish and a selection of high quality collectible button badges featuring such great household names as Phurnacite and Ancit.  Yeah,  collectible.  Well done, Overrun, you're the lucky recipient of the BOOBY PRIZE.

 

 

 

Commiserations to all you LOSERS.  Just remember, no matter how bad you feel now, it could always be worse, isn't that right fellah?

 

 

[mrbenn]

Congrats to the winnahs