eBay Lexicon

[Uncle Jimmy]

First to see will buy -

 

only if confronted by

Rong fred- put in online dating section.

[fred]

''Im selling at a considerable loss - a true bargain''

 

 

No You was pissed and bought a complete dog at top money - and are trying to offload said dog and try and recoup most of your piss up the wall money

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Rong fred- put in online dating section.

Russel Brand's let himself go

[fred]

That is Mr Brand - Russel's daddy

[chaseracer]

I'm fairly sure that's his mum.

[Junkman]

Will never need another MoT after May 2018 - Barn find

[vulgalour]

MoT exempt - I've been driving this recovery truck illegally for the last seven years and I think my luck is about to run out.

[Junkman]

Engine does turn over by hand - Hasn't got a fart of compression and is the reason why the heap was pushed into the back garden 37 years ago

[Junkman]

I haven't tried to start it = It's too fucked to warrant the purchase of a new battery

Car is sold without a battery = It's too fucked to warrant leaving a good used battery in it

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I've been as honest as I can.

 

 

 

 

You're a fucking liar and a chancer. 

[Felly Magic]

Ran when I parked it up (coughed, wheezed and farted it's death throws to where it has now stood for the past eleventy years)

[Sloth in a bowl]

Engine does turn over by hand - Hasn't got a fart of compression and is the reason why the heap was pushed into the back garden 37 years ago  My engine cradle has a spin function

[Uncle Jimmy]

'Good condition for it's age' Your granny is alive I wouldn't though.

 

'Good condition for year' your granny is still alive, I wouldn't though.

 

'rare' So?

'desirable' To whom? Stevie Wonder?

'Old skool' Fuck off twat.

[Junkman]

Volkswagon, Camero, Porche, Infinity, Alpha Romero, Opal Record, the innumerable mutations of "Cadillac", etc = Seller is so mercilessly dim that you wonder how he accumulated enough money to own a car, or managed to pass a test. The pinnacle are the ones who can't correctly spell the name of the town they live in. Silence is advised when they write their name on the V5.