fordperv Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 re car bra's best i've seen is a local polo with one, on his rusted bonnet! he's so scene it hurts!This boils my pee are they genuinely trying to be ironic or just sheeple who think well you get a scene point for a car bra and you get a scene point for omg rat luk bonnet so if I put the 2 together I'll be uber scene cool
cms206 Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 Yeh, me and Trigger have them!So do I. And Dave Fowler of this parish...
Partridge Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 No doubt the Polo is driven by a young person? All young people apart from me are knobheads. robinmasters 1
bub2006 Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 What constitutes as young?!! I'm 26 and don't think I'm a knobhead.
rml2345 Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 ^ I was wondering that too... I'm 25 and probably a knobhead thouhgh.
bub2006 Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 Don't get the rigger boot joke?! Maybe I am a knobhead. Junkman and saucedoctor 2
Partridge Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 EFANo doubt the Polo is driven by a young person? All young people apart from shiters are knobheads. rml2345 1
bub2006 Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 Ahh ok thanks for clarification Alan Partridge 1
Partridge Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 To be honest I class young as having spots, owning an iPod and thinking females will THROW themselves at you because your H reg Polo has BBS alloys. Oh and wearing a stupid hat.I have spots at present but I think that's more down to living off kebabs and pot noodles.
John F Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 Rigger boots added to indicate the sort of accent / posture you should adopt when stating that "ALL xxxxxx AR xxxxxx" Partridge and saucedoctor 2
Partridge Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 ^ I was wondering that too... I'm 25 and probably a knobhead thouhgh.You COULD be a dickhead. Being a dickhead and being a knobhead are two very different things.
Junkman Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 You COULD be a dickhead. Being a dickhead and being a knobhead are two very different things. Explain.
bub2006 Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 I have been known to where riggers. Usually with leather jacket,metallica t shirt and bandana.
Partridge Posted October 11, 2013 Posted October 11, 2013 Explain.This is the way I see it. This is a dickhead (could also be a tosser). This is how they look. This is what they drive: This is a knobhead: They drive: I know who'd I'd rather be. And who would you rather buy a pint? Bobthebeard and Faker 2
darkfour Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Spotted these 2 in the local supermarket car park. Bling Bling Louvres with style Faker 1
ProgRocker Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 My sister's first car looked like it crashed through Halfords. In 1989.1981 Ford Escort 1.3 GL by ProgRocker77, on Flickr She had one of those 'Garfields' on suction cups too. Myself, I had the black fuzzy dice and one of those yellow diamond shape signs (in the 'Baby on board' mould) that read: "Don't F**k up - BACK UP!" . It was quite effective on the Mini as everyone wanted to run me off the road in it. fordperv and scruff 2
Split_Pin Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 What are those wiper arm boots for? My Corsa had them when I bought it but all they did was stop the wiper from staying erected when you were washing the windscreen. I cut off the front ones nit the back one survives.
fordperv Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 My sister's first car looked like it crashed through Halfords. In 1989.1981 Ford Escort 1.3 GL by ProgRocker77, on Flickr She had one of those 'Garfields' on suction cups too. Myself, I had the black fuzzy dice and one of those yellow diamond shape signs (in the 'Baby on board' mould) that read: "Don't F**k up - BACK UP!" . It was quite effective on the Mini as everyone wanted to run me off the road in it. That escort is awesomez
jakebullet Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Painting your motor that shitty greeny yellow colour n adding tsw venoms.
AndyW201 Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 ^^^ That escort reminds me of my own mk3 I had in the early '90s. Someone did a hit & run on it, so I had to replace the drivers door, which got rattle canned , and looked as shite as you would imagine. So, straight back to Halfrauds, and in the bargain bin they had a pack of those Stylistick 'Escort' logo'd graphic sets. I threw them on hoping they'd disguise the shonky paint job on the door a bit... That car also came with a set of auto plas wheel trims, which looked a bit like the XR3 cloverleaf alloys, and were replaced with a set of mk3 Capri Ghia rims. Plus the one accessory no Ford owning guy in our area in the early 90s could do without... The Lombard RAC Rally sunstrip.
Lankytim Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Remember those cats arses that stuck out of car grilles in a highly hilarious way that made it look like the poor moggy was embedded in the front of the car? Who on earth bought then?
Partridge Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Who on earth bought then?People who don't like cats very much?
fordperv Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 Plus the one accessory no Ford owning guy in our area in the early 90s couldn't do without... The Lombard RAC Rally sunstrip. then towards the end of the 90s peoples attentions turned towards these overrun 1
srad34 Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 A bet she's a bit chilly in that skirt now that Autumn's here. One up the bum, no harm done
srad34 Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 My dad had company cars when I was growing up so he was severely limited in how much he could shit them up with unique personality touches.However every single car he ever owned, even now, has benefitted from the addition of TBS* *Tin of Boiled Sweets My dad used to buy these when we were queuing to pay for our Olympic breakfasts at the little thief back in the 80's brickwall 1
overrun Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 then towards the end of the 90s peoples attentions turned towards these moar cumdrop points for using the wrong font.
brickwall Posted October 12, 2013 Posted October 12, 2013 My dad used to buy these when we were queuing to pay for our Olympic breakfasts at the little thief back in the 80's Aye, powdery travel sweeties....they usually went off if they were in the glove compartment.
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