Shite free zone

[bigstraight6]

Hello chaps, just got back from 7 lovely days in Majorca that had just a small downside, that being seemingly no vehicles on the Road over about 5 years old, now I have a theory that the reason for this is the shite standard of the locals driving as just about every car you see has some sort of war wound, hence all cars must get trashed in a very short space of time, check out these parking skills......

We did find a rather nice collection gathering dust in a sort of showroom underneath a Hotel near where we stayed....

The oldest vehicle spotted was this rather splendid Pegaso lorry....

I do like a nice bit of shite signage, this one in our Hotel for the wc facilities depicted the gender differences with Marilyn Monroe and George Michaels ....

[pompei]

If George Michael was in the gents, I'd have gone round the back

[outlaw118]

Just come back from there me-self; agreed, theres not a lot about - managed a couple of Renault 4's and I took a picture of my finger instead of a R6.....Saw a few dacia Logans, and bloody shitloads of the new shape Fiat Bravo's though!

[morris_ital_lover]

iI went to manorca the other years very little shite to talk of apart from a talbot horizon, so worth the wait but not worth the lack of anything not made by vw and its arms!m0rris

[mk2_craig]

Wagon is superb, reminds me of the similarly-bodied Ford Cargo that the local soft drinks bottler had during the nineties (although shutters were specced in preference to those chains). Wonder where it is now...

[Father Ted]

If George Michael was in the gents, I'd have gone round the back

So would George, probably..

[CortinaDave]

I agree very little in Majorca for the shite-hungry tourist. I only saw one - a mint white cortina mk5 ghia, that was it .You would think with the good weather there would be loads of dross like in Greece, but no.I wont be back

[MrRegieRitmo]

Not like Malta on the other hand - have I got some treats for you guys!

[alfetta]

malta was always great, but until fairly recently they had no roadworthyness testing for vehicles at all maybe thats whats happened in majorca!

[Ratdat]

A mate of mine spotted this stuff in Majorca a few years ago...

 

Mazda T2000...

 

 

Datsun 620 pickup...

 

 

Datsun Sunny pickup...

 

 

Subaru Rex...

 

 

Povvo spec Skyline 180K...