Monthly Scotoshite meet at Armadale last Wednesday of the month.

[320touring]

Moderns are allowed. Turning up in a Volvo to the shitings also has added benefits of Scotoshite Volvo MASSIV (SVM) membership

Aye, they let aw sorts in nowadays;)

 

Turn up in whatever you have, eat egg, talk shite ftw

[Spiny Norman]

We really should get stickers made up....

[Barry Cade]

Braw, I'll switch on the optional misfire and rip the headlining before I arrive.

[Richard]

NINE Volvos!

[320touring]

NINE Volvos!

4 volvos and 5 fwd pretenders;)

 

Anyways, managed 29.1mpg on the run back to drop off me bro-none too shabby.

 

Was a good crowd this evening and a braw laugh:)

[rml2345]

Excellent turn out tonight. 9 Volvos must be some sort of shite meet record...
I took the back roads home and managed it in 25 minutes, so thats probably about 20mpg...

[Barry Cade]

Yeah, good to put faces to names to cars, although some were hairier than expected... and I don't mean T5's with big turbos.

 

61.8 MPG for me, and a DPF regen on the M80. Fuel of Satan.

[320touring]

Yeah, good to put faces to names to cars, although some were hairier than expected... and I don't mean T5's with big turbos.

 

61.8 MPG for me, and a DPF regen on the M80. Fuel of Satan.

Diesels dont count unless they're in a coach;)

[cms206]

Coach? My other daily drive is a diesel Volvo...

 

[davidfowler2000]

This. I forgot to do this...

 

SVM Fleet Status :

Adrian (rml2345)
1 x 945, "Beeb" NOW WITH NEW DENTS!!!

 

Andy (cms206)

2 x 745 : "Savalas" Council Estate. Almost 1 year VOR. Boo and, indeed, hiss. "Woy Cwopper" Exhaust rear section jettisoned somewhere in Refrewshire. Now featuring HID sidelights.
1 x 764, "Boo", Broken. Awaiting uplift.

1 x 945, "Bertha" VOR. Being an cunt.

 

Dave (davidfowler2000)
1 x 745, Blue. Status Unchanged. Needs a service.
1 x 965 Mk1, Grey. Recently loaned out and subsequently damaged. Still uses coolant...

 

Neil (Creeping Jesus)

1 x 850. Green. Asthmatic. Needs more forced induction.

1 x V70, Red. Still flickin' the V signs at the recent MoT Inspection.

 

Richard (Richard)
1 x 850 TD. No news here I think.

 

Ryan (Voltastic)

1 x S40. much Lux. so SE. very poash. wow.

 

Anon (Spiney Norman)

1 x V40. Still very crusty. Now with added gaffer tape and Hammerite!

 

Tiff (Barry Cade)

1 x V40. Modern. Younger than some of my still valid tax discs.

 

 

 

SVM Fleet Movements and Information. 2014, Q4 (So Far)

The ex Barry Shitpeas 850 is still awaiting turbo repairs. Come back later.

The SVM would also like to extend a formal welcome to it's newest member, Barry Cade. The second new member in as many updates. We did also have Dan there as well for the first time with his modern V40 but no membership on here means we can't induct him in to the fold. Here's hoping Dan makes an effort to say hello on here and we see them both back at future egg-topped face stuffings.

My 960 was loaned to my friend's dad so she could use his car for a week's holiday which also happened to include her wedding. On the day of said event, the car was driven over a rock at the side of the driveway to the lodge which along with 2 other rocks embedded themselves in the radiator and N/S sill. New radiator was sourced and fitted for £416 and the dented sills will be pulled out in the next couple of weeks. £180 quoted for that one. It still needs coolant replenishment on occasion. Back to the hunt then...

 

---ENDS---

[Richard]

My 850 has MOT news too, but it might upset CJ. First time pass and £5.50 to deal with the Advisory.

[Barry Cade]

Apologies for turning up in a Volvo that still needs nappies and night time feeds- next time I'll be in a crusty Italian with a pop up headlight and white plastic seats.

[davidfowler2000]

Good lad!

[320touring]

BMW UPDATE.

 

Turned up,

out chavved all volvos re exhaust noize.

applied general air of distain for the swedish.

Ordered cheapest items on the menu.

Left with an enormous sense of self worth.

 

Til the next time, sukkaz

 

[eddyramrod]

When is the next one anyway?  Would it be Sunday Nov 30th, at lunchtime, perchance?  That's when we should be passing by on the way home from Inverness, having delivered the grandchildren's Christmas prezzies...

[davidfowler2000]

No it's always a Wednesday. However there were noises earlier in the year that Shep Shepherd may be in the vicinity so the November meet may actually change date.

[320touring]

Using mah supah calanda consultation powahs iz prediktin anuver one a dees meetongs

 

On weds 26th novembah at yooshul plaice at normil tymes?

 

Off teh dig a vulvo ootahedge now (as that seems to be the done thing?)

[Richard]

I'll not be there. Shetland again.

[Split_Pin]

Much Volvo. So 345. Very Cumbernauld. Egg. Wow.

[cms206]

No 345 due to fucktards. 945 present due 745 broken.

[skattrd]

I was actually in Cumbernauld earlier today, but next week I'll probably be in Essex.

I will make another one of these for moar egg.

[davidfowler2000]

Even though one will be working Wednesday AND Thursmabobs, there will be a presense of myself and a Lolvo.

[dome]

I may actually make it to one of these at long last, I feel more fried eggs and dodgy motors are missing from my life. The question is, bring the Porsche or the Skoda?

[dome]

I may actually make it to one of these at long last, I feel more fried eggs and dodgy motors are missing from my life. The question is, bring the Porsche or the Skoda?

[320touring]

I may actually make it to one of these at long last, I feel more fried eggs and dodgy motors are missing from my life. The question is, bring the Porsche or the Skoda?

Would be good to see the skudder

[cms206]

IS IT EGG DAY YET

[rml2345]

Tomorrow's forecast is for egg from 7.30pm at the usual place.

[320touring]

RELEASE THE CHICKENS!

 

FREE THE GAMMON AND EGG ONE.

[Luckythirteen]

Ditto for me as with Dome. Must try harder to get down to one. Won't be this one though, I'm working tomorrow night, as I've just found out.

[dome]

Aye, bugger it. Just looked at the menu. I'm there.

Be gentle with me, it's my first time. Saying that, the Skoda should know its way there.