Four by four for sale

[Des]

This big black thing as seen in the pissing rain today,

 

 

Has to go or it will be evicted quite soon, and I'd have to tax it before moving it as I would rather not have the blodclot feds all up in my business, so if anyone can collect weekday daytimes from HA1 4TY while I'm there, it's theirs for 500. The battery was flat this morning, had to jump start it, have left it on charge but don't know if it will recover so maybe best to bring one and jump leads, and the thing's still insured so can be taxed without too much drama. I can be reached on O double seven double eight double five seven one two one.

 

No riffraff.

[Des]

This big black thing as seen in the pissing rain today,

 

 

Has to go or it will be evicted quite soon, and I'd have to tax it before moving it as I would rather not have the blodclot feds all up in my business, so if anyone can collect weekday daytimes from HA1 4TY while I'm there, it's theirs for 500. The battery was flat this morning, had to jump start it, have left it on charge but don't know if it will recover so maybe best to bring one and jump leads, and the thing's still insured so can be taxed without too much drama. I can be reached on O double seven double eight double five seven one two one.

 

No riffraff.

[Micrashed]

I thought you had managed to punt this on ages ago.

[Micrashed]

I thought you had managed to punt this on ages ago.

[Cavcraft]

Hopefully this...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Beautiful-For ... 2a2141113b

 

 

...will prove (as if needed) what a bargain Des's car is.

[Cavcraft]

Hopefully this...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Beautiful-For ... 2a2141113b

 

 

...will prove (as if needed) what a bargain Des's car is.

[DSdriver]

If I had a space in my life for a large black 4x4 that advert would have persuaded me to buy yours.

Strange because I was told that the best time to show your car was after the rain had stopped, when the rain droplets disguised the rust bubbles. However I am very impressed with your marketing plan whereby only an idiot would spend more than two seconds checking it over.

[DSdriver]

If I had a space in my life for a large black 4x4 that advert would have persuaded me to buy yours.

Strange because I was told that the best time to show your car was after the rain had stopped, when the rain droplets disguised the rust bubbles. However I am very impressed with your marketing plan whereby only an idiot would spend more than two seconds checking it over.

[Cavcraft]

All it really needs is for Trigger to 'shop a picture of Barrett in the driver's seat of the Ford and it'll look like a still from a new series called 'Life on Jupiter'.

 

'Life On Jupiter' starts Barrett 'Baz' T. Monkfish-Barrettson as a maverick 1970's copper (un)stuck in the 1970's who reversed his way forwards to the 1990's in his [brooke] Bond time machine.

Episode 1 sees our new hero explaining to his guv'nor why so many people fell down the stairs in the police bungalow, before going off in a mad chase to stop criminals from taking an untaxed Nissan van to Shoeburyness docks for export.

Did (Transit) DI Barrettson stop 'Dirty' Bob Outlaw from reaching the docks? Tune in next Monday morning at 3.04am (Autoshite+17, channel 6,314) to find out.

[Cavcraft]

All it really needs is for Trigger to 'shop a picture of Barrett in the driver's seat of the Ford and it'll look like a still from a new series called 'Life on Jupiter'.

 

'Life On Jupiter' starts Barrett 'Baz' T. Monkfish-Barrettson as a maverick 1970's copper (un)stuck in the 1970's who reversed his way forwards to the 1990's in his [brooke] Bond time machine.

Episode 1 sees our new hero explaining to his guv'nor why so many people fell down the stairs in the police bungalow, before going off in a mad chase to stop criminals from taking an untaxed Nissan van to Shoeburyness docks for export.

Did (Transit) DI Barrettson stop 'Dirty' Bob Outlaw from reaching the docks? Tune in next Monday morning at 3.04am (Autoshite+17, channel 6,314) to find out.

[outlaw118]

"You'll nevah take me alive copper" etc etc

[outlaw118]

"You'll nevah take me alive copper" etc etc

[Des]

Hopefully this...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Beautiful-For ... 2a2141113b

 

 

...will prove (as if needed) what a bargain Des's car is.

 

That looks to me like an overpriced heap punted by a chancer. Listing prices of a load of petty items does always strike me as a tad grubby and sets off alarm bells, and this guy states the £180 spent on 4 secondhand tyres, surely that's not a selling point.

[Des]

Hopefully this...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Beautiful-For ... 2a2141113b

 

 

...will prove (as if needed) what a bargain Des's car is.

 

That looks to me like an overpriced heap punted by a chancer. Listing prices of a load of petty items does always strike me as a tad grubby and sets off alarm bells, and this guy states the £180 spent on 4 secondhand tyres, surely that's not a selling point.