Bird Shit?

[Ross_K]

Spotted this numberplate-less middle-class beauty for sale near work today.

 

No tax, and the test expired over a year ago.

That doesn't bother me. What about all this bird shit? Jet wash and a T-Cut, or time for a bonnet from a scrappy?

 

The third option would be to pour brake fluid over the shit to finish off the paint totally, and call it patina?

 

[Father Ted]

Leave it.

Chop teh springs and stcikerbomb it, sell it to the Dub boys. They'll love it.

[R9UKE]

I love your Avatar Ross. It looks like a limited edition album cover from The Carpenters.

[ashmicro]

Bird shit? Are you sure that wasn't hit by the Flying Tyrone cows?

[Split_Pin]

Jet wash, then t-cut and polish it till your arm falls off!

[Ross_K]

There's probably a year's worth of shit on it and the brakes are rusted to fuck all round. It's a 2001 1.4 so I'd give €300-400 for it the way it is, but you know VW folk - the owner's probably looking for two grand cos loike it's a Golf innit?

[Split_Pin]

I'd say your estimate was spot on. God knows what has happened to the electrics/ecu/whatever after sitting on a damp patch of grass for a year!

[flat4alfa]

 

[Ross_K]

I love your Avatar Ross. It looks like a limited edition album cover from The Carpenters.

 

I got it (and loads of other shite images) here:

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/109447 ... tml&page=1

 

Take a week off work - it's a long thread.

[Cavcraft]

I just want to know why Warren T Claim is holding a parrot.

[warren t claim]

I just want to know why Warren T Claim is holding a parrot.

 

No, I'm the one holding the rifle.

[coalnotdole]

I love your Avatar Ross. It looks like a limited edition album cover from The Carpenters.

 

I got it (and loads of other shite images) here:

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/109447 ... tml&page=1

 

Take a week off work - it's a long thread.

 

I believe the photo comes from this place:

 

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

[boobydoo]

I love your Avatar Ross. It looks like a limited edition album cover from The Carpenters.

 

 

This pair, more like.

[lovejoy]

That parrot is either stuffed with P38, or Polyfilla ....

[Jack_Harpers_Teeth]

 

It's rude to point.

 

[Morgan84]

Chances are with a new battery,It might still be fairly healthy - them Golf's are pretty tough. Start at about £250 and work upwards;it will most likely want a cambelt and a good recomissioning,so won't be cheap to do,so have to work out what a already running one is worth,then work out the repairs/recommisioning,and work out what its gonna cost to break even.If the pads are removed,and the rust all cleaned out and copper compounded in ( rears will almost certainly be rusted in ),the discs might clean up with a little use - bung it in for a MOT and await the autopsy report !