If Autoshite did parties...

[CreepingJesus]

While having a little break from renovating the house after a birthday party (i.e about now), including clearing up the grisly end of a Pinata (or Mexican Space Shuttle, as I like to think of it), I'm thinking: how about an Autoshite Pinata?

It would surely have to be shaped like a Viva (there's an obscure gag in there, but I'm too wiped to milk it), but what to put in it?

Maybe some sweets, and vodka jellies for us grown-ups (O RLY?? ); but then, maybe little packs of BSF, UNF and Whitworth nuts'n'bolts, and K-series HG's might be more appropriate. What else...?

[Negative Creep]

Goodie bag with a surprise car brochure, playing pin the bumper on the Allegro. Plus of course sitting around and having a damn good moan

[Shep Shepherd]

Feu Orange air fresheners and sachets of Decosol screenwash

 

As for the fare, I'd expect Blue Nun, Babycham, Skol, Cheese Footballs, Ferrero Rocher and Findus French Bread Pizzas to be on the pasting table in the corner of the room

[Guest]

Plus of course sitting around and having a damn good moan

 

'I'm fucking sick of people moaning.'

[Split_Pin]

I would suggest filling it with crap sweets like 'Parma Violets'

[eddyramrod]

I hate all this fucking swearing!

[Negative Creep]

So when do all the hot girls turn up?

[Station]

FULL OF 10 YEAR OLD HGF EMULSIFIED OIL!

[Shep Shepherd]

I would suggest filling it with crap sweets like 'Parma Violets'

 

And those coconut things you get in Quality Street that everyone hates

[CreepingJesus]

So when do all the hot girls turn up?

 

When NASA release their 'Avatar Dream/Reality Conversion System' for the general public. Inevitably, ours would come from eBay with some dodgy fault, causing it to produce only growlers.

[Negative Creep]

So when do all the hot girls turn up?

 

When NASA release their 'Avatar Dream/Reality Conversion System' for the general public. Inevitably, ours would come from eBay with some dodgy fault, causing it to produce only growlers.

 

 

Oh well, anything's better than nothing

 

 

On that note I had a dream the other night where I was the getaway driver in a bank robbery using my 120Y. Afterwards I had a conscience attack and left without my share. Also one of the gang was a girl I know in real life and I slept with her

[HillmanImp]

'I'm fucking sick of people moaning.'

 

Shut up Mr Bol. Oh, its Wananbe.....

[Guest]

'I'm fucking sick of people moaning.'

 

Shut up Mr Bol. Oh, its Wananbe.....

 

'Ders de joke.'

[trigger]

This thread makes no sense to me what so ever, So have a photo of a Reliant Kitten.

 

Reliant Kitten. by caroline.stokes, on Flickr

 

Reliant Kitten (modified) 002 by macplaxton, on Flickr

 

165 PK Jimp (1981-84) by robertknight16, on Flickr

 

Sorry, as you were.

[Guest]

An Autoshite party would probably end in some kind of suicide pact.

[barrett]

[Albert Ross]

 

Ok so the last one's a lie.

[boobydoo]

This thread makes no sense to me what so ever,

 

Nor me ! Look! Here's a car!!

 

[fotorabia]

Whilst u lot are stuffing yer face with chicks n chips..and yakking about Avengers..ill be DJing with my new ghetto blaster i got for $5 at the auction tonight..

Technica HK 9000..weighs about 15kgs...1m long..does everything..and we got an original 1986 Toshiba mini CD player that plugs into and it sounds bloody awesum...