More money than sense (or taste)

[HillmanImp]

Good point, I bet she'd have something derogatory to say about modern cars too.

 

They have better saftey standards though. If she was in a modern one on that fateful night she would still be our 'Princess of hearts' and would probably be shagging Dappy out of N-Dubs.

[garethj]

They have better saftey standards though. If she was in a modern one on that fateful night she would still be our 'Princess of hearts' and would probably be shagging Dappy out of N-Dubs.

As she wasn't wearing a seat belt, I'm not sure if a newer car would really help?

[RedSparrow]

Sir_Ranulph_Bol's 'cut out and keep' automatic thread reply, simply copy to your clipboard and Ctrl+V onto all threads:

 

I H8 IT. IT LOOKS SHIT, THE OWNER IS A CLUELESS BELL END WHO MUST DIE, ITS TOO MODERNS, ITS BIG AND FAT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY IN BRITAINS. I BLAME THE PARENTS EVERYBODY SHUD LITE A CANDLE 4 MADDIE. U R IN R HEARTS ALLWAYS LITTLE ANGEL

 

You forgot Diana.

 

Also,

PEDOFILS MUST DIE! and I'M NOT RACSIST BUT IT'S NOT RIGHT THESE FORRIN PEOPLE COMIN OVA AND TAKIN R BENEFITS, JUST NOT RIGHT IS IT?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

UR RiTE SPARROW. R BOYS R RISKIN THEIR NECKS IN IRAQ 4 US, WE SHUD SELABRATE HOW GRATE IT IS 2 B IN BRITAINS. NEXT DOOR 2 MY DAD WHO FORT IN THE WAR 4 US THERE IS A LOAD OF UNEMPLOYD IMMAGRANT SINGLE PARENTS MUSLIMISTS N THEY GET MONEY 4 RENT OFF THE COUNCIL 2 BUY PRAYER MATS WILE MY DAD HAS 2 LIVE ON MICRO CHIPS N COCKA COLLA HE CANT AFORD 2 HAVE A FLUTTER ON T HORSES ITS A DISGRACE. THIS COUNTRY IS GOIN 2 A DOGS BREAKFAST. AT LEAST WHEN MAGGIE WAS RUNIN IT PPL CUD SCRUB THERE OWN DOOR STEP WITHOUT GETIN BEAT UP OR ROBED. OR GLOBAL WARMING. I AM NOT A RACIST BUT THERS LOAD OF PAKIS IN MY STREET WALKING ABOUT N THAT.

[Parky]

Back to original pic, the only thing that looks good in matt black is a stealth bomber or a blackboard.

 

And re your comments Bol I have CTRL V'd the lot. Should be a useful timesaver! You did forget about:

 

"It never would have happened and that if Ronnie and Reggie were still controlling things, they had respect for decent folk and their old mums and were always polite to you before slashing your throat for not wearing a tie" etc......

[wackywacerwill]

Spoiler spoils that roller big time. The matt black I don't like but it's the frontal plastic crap that really makes me sick.

 

I'd love to smoke about in a ratty silver shadow though, this one's clean but you get the idea v v v.

Used to be a rusty dented purple one around Greenwich that I loved with a passion

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

UR RiTE SPARROW. R BOYS R RISKIN THEIR NECKS IN IRAQ 4 US, WE SHUD SELABRATE HOW GRATE IT IS 2 B IN BRITAINS. NEXT DOOR 2 MY DAD WHO FORT IN THE WAR 4 US THERE IS A LOAD OF UNEMPLOYD IMMAGRANT SINGLE PARENTS MUSLIMISTS N THEY GET MONEY 4 RENT OFF THE COUNCIL 2 BUY PRAYER MATS WILE MY DAD HAS 2 LIVE ON MICRO CHIPS N COCKA COLLA HE CANT AFORD 2 HAVE A FLUTTER ON T HORSES ITS A DISGRACE. THIS COUNTRY IS GOIN 2 A DOGS BREAKFAST. AT LEAST WHEN MAGGIE WAS RUNIN IT PPL CUD SCRUB THERE OWN DOOR STEP WITHOUT GETIN BEAT UP OR ROBED. OR GLOBAL WARMING. I AM NOT A RACIST BUT THERS LOAD OF PAKIS IN MY STREET WALKING ABOUT N THAT.

 

You also 4got JADE GOODY. Shame on you, U racist.

 

One thing I've noticed is that since fairly recently, the more expensive the car you have, the bigger wanker/scumbag/criminal you are. Nothing is safe now. Rollers are driven by the likes of Sugar, Bentleys by The Bruvvas (room 4 da Bitches) and everything else over 100 bags is owned by footballers and the like.

 

Real class is probably a mint, bog standard W126 500SEL with a very expensive (1 ABC) type number plate and a chromed horse bolted to the bonnet. You need to cultivate that 'old money/we've had it from new' look. Just a simple number plate faux pas (like an Irish one) can make the difference between success and spectacular fail. Certainly, expensive cars are now part of the awful Jordan/Kerry scum celebrity culture that's fucked the UK.

 

*There we go - edited to save the feelings of sensitive souls*

[dollywobbler]

Oh yeah, nothing like a different skin colour to put me off a car. FFS.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Oh yeah, nothing like a different skin colour to put me off a car. FFS.

 

 

I wondered how long it would be before the 'u r a racist' comment.

[pogweasel]

U CANT DO ALL THES HEROS WIVOUT MESHUNING MOATY.

IF MOATY WOZNT SHOT BY THE FILTH IN COLD BLUD DIS IS JUS THE TIPE OV CAR THAT A HERO LIKE MOATY WOOD B DRIVIN ABOWT IN.

[Cavcraft]

Oh yeah, nothing like a different skin colour to put me off a car. FFS.

 

 

I wondered how long it would be before the 'u r a racist' comment.

 

To be fair though he had a point. I know you've edited your post but the comment that went (something like) 'my mate doesn't like them now because he sees them as Paki cars and I can see his point' doesn't really look especially 'non-racist' does it?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Oh yeah, nothing like a different skin colour to put me off a car. FFS.

 

 

I wondered how long it would be before the 'u r a racist' comment.

 

To be fair though he had a point. I know you've edited your post but the comment that went (something like) 'my mate doesn't like them now because he sees them as Paki cars and I can see his point' doesn't really look especially 'non-racist' does it?

 

And to be even fairer...

 

a) I merely quoted a third party

 

This is not the place for Daily Mail type OMG! wailing. Mr Wobbler needs to either blow the sand out of his fanny and get over it, or write a strongly worded letter to the Mail/Guardian if he can't. I kind of object to anyone lumping me in with the 'I fukkin' hate pakis' crowd.

[ChinaTom]

Is that Maybach an embassy car? Probably Equatorial Guinea or similar oil rich impoverished country.

 

Matt black Roller fine by me. X6 was fated at the design stage - nothing will do anything for it.

 

If I was so fuckin rich that all I needed to do with my day was think of something outrageous to do, or kit myself up with an appropriate vehicle to drop me off and pick me up from a seedy but bloody good fun nightclub, I'd probably come up with something similar. Even a Tagora wouldn't cut it there - even with irony taken into account.

 

Who are you trying to impess? If it's us, then you're a millionnaire who doesn't know how to behave like one. If it's underworld fun naughty and ever so slightly dangerous, then I reckon it's a fair effort.

 

If you're not a millionnaire who became one by impressing people with matt black RR's, (and I wouldn't let an industrial unit background fool ya'), then you're a... No, your money came from impressing people with a matt black RR.

 

Kids, "just say no". Then you'll never get to be dropped off at a seedy but fun nightclub in a matt black RR.

[RedSparrow]

U R RITE POG. MOATY WAS AN HERO DA POLIS PICKED ON HIM 4 NO RESON HE IS WIV DA ANGLES NOW.

 

<3<£<3 RIP MOATY NAVER FORGET <3<3<££

[Cavcraft]

I expect if you were some 3rd division type footballer type and couldn't afford a new/decent Roller you could buy a damaged one, apply some Isopon then matt black it. Halfords sell window film too.

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

Is that Maybach an embassy car? Probably Equatorial Guinea or similar oil rich impoverished country.

 

 

 

269 is United Arab Emirates.

 

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