EU to ban autoshite

[scaryoldcortina]

Following a secret meeting somewhere in Europe it has been decided that Autoshite is a menace and must be eradicated forthwith. The following measures are to be applied.

• All cars over 30 to be crushed
  All remaining cars are to be fitted with an orange lamp on the roof
  Once the car reaches 30 years old, the light will begin to flash
  Cars with a flashing light must report to the nearest crusher
  Any attempt to evade crushing will result in capture, and crushing
  The penalty for all motoring offences will be crushing
  Substandard cars will be weeded out and crushed
  

 

Mr A Metro (29) of Peterborough was said to be "gutted" by the news, although not hugely surprised.

Mr D Logan was quoted as saying "Well, it won't affect me, I've got plenty of time left...."

 

Everyone else everywhere is either oblivious, or happy because it will help save the planet/bunny rabbits or something.

 

ps, none of this is in any way true (except on Retro-Rides)

[Shep Shepherd]

Logan's Drive?

 

I'm surprised that the Eurotwats haven't come up with an idea like that in reality.

[CIH]

Any attempt to evade crushing will result in capture, and crushing

 

effin' lol. The peeps over there is upset about the new continous insurance lark so we'll see what happens there too.

[myglaren]

Logan's Drive?

 

I'm surprised that the Eurotwats haven't come up with an idea like that in reality.

 

Indeed.

Don't give the buggers ideas!

[Alexg]

No worries. Ill just go out and buy a Ledbury Maestro, 20 more years of shite motoring for me

[autofive]

a scarecrow told me that you wont be able to drive more than 1500KM a year in a 30 year old car

 

oh wait, dont write to your MP about that, as the scarecrow never said it, or was using it as an example, or worst case scenario or something....

 

 

i ve heard that the police and criminal evidence act will be scrapped by the EU and then we all DIE

 

quick, everyone join my new forum then we can save the world

 

its called PACEADVICE.scaremonger.BS

[morris_ital_lover]

[devil's advocate mode]Well, it doesn't matter... its not like the EU will survive the impending collapse of the Euro.[/devil's advocate mode].

 

m0rris

[fotorabia]

New Zealand announced today that it is establishing an Autoshite Wreck-life Sanctuary...it has been acting as a refugee centre for unwanted Japanese throw outs for a number of years now and Kiwis have been adopting these at a steady rate.Areas of non productive land will be set aside as graveyards where people will be encouraged to come and pay respects to the past elderly heroes who worked so hard to better mankind.