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I can imagine a night with Ms Wilde will probably not live up to expectations as well. :(

What if she popped round for a 'cup of sugar' dressed like this? :wink:

 

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She can do my gardening anytime! 8)

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It maybe the nine cans I've consumed but I still would!

 

Mind you, the former Mrs Claim enjoyed copulating to her husbands MCMXCad album...

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Yeah, I thought gardening was her thing now. My period of Kim Wilde fancying was the late 80's - the 'You Came' (too right Kim, too right :lol:) period. She gave that weirdo Glen Medeiros a birthday cake on TOTP. Funny the crap you remember.

 

I also remember the video of that Sandra lass doing a cover of 'Everlasting Love' on the hit or miss segment of Going Live. Thumbs down I'm afraid. All round..... :)

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Oddly enough, when I broke up with my first true love and got back into my car (1982 XR3i) the Kim Wilde song "If I can't Have You" came on the radio as I turned on the ignition.

 

Funny what you remember.....

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Another fantasy threesome for me! I must admit that I spent 1981 lusting after Kim Wilde and a three litre Capri in signal yellow. 8)

I had a signal yellow 3.0S Capri, I'm so glad I don't look like Kim Wilde.

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Lol! Mine was a Jupiter Red 3.0 Ghia manual.

 

Don't worry. It'll take more that a dozen Budweiser before I start lusting after you Pete!

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So who's next for Autoshite Reader's Wives then?

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Doro Pesch - a a certain dog would say "oooH Yesch!"

 

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Originally, Pesch was a member of the group Snakebite, but in 1983 she left the band to join Warlock

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Mind you, the former Mrs Claim enjoyed copulating to her husbands MCMXCad album...

With her crise carefully timed to coincide with the appropriate moment on track 3...? :wink:
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Because I thrive on completely pointless drivel-like trivia, there's a prize of a mint, 14,000 mile , vicar-owned Talbot Tagora SX to the first person who can correctly name the year in which the UK singles charts had three German acts in a row make it to Number One..... and name them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately the Tagora prize has had to be withdrawn after being accidentally weighed in for scrap.

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I really can't answer this question. I've consulted the Guiness book of hit singles and I'm no nearer an answer :( .

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I really can't answer this question. I've consulted the Guiness book of hit singles and I'm no nearer an answer :( .

I bet 99 red balloons are involved somewhere... :D

 

EDIT: apparently not...

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Well 1982 had Kraftwerk hit No1 in Feb, Goombay Dance Band in March (German born singer) and Eurovision winner Nicole in May.

 

Or 1986 we had Austrian Falco with German language Rock Me Amadeus, "Berlin" with Take My Breath Away and "Europe" with The Final Countdown :lol::wink:

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Hmmm... 1982 had three German number 1s (Kraftwerk - The Model, Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears and Nicole - A Little Peace), but they were not in a row...

 

EDIT - Beaten to it...

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Well 1982 had Kraftwerk hit No1 in Feb, Goombay Dance Band in March (German born singer) and Eurovision winner Nicole in May.

 

 

This was the three I was thinking, but I realise now they weren't actually consecutive. Hey, it was nearly 30 years ago!! :oops:

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So I spent half an hour checking from Al Martino through to Taio Cruz for nothing... :x:lol:

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Could be worse, if I had the 10th edition it would have been East 17. :shock:

and you could have run yourself over with a Mercedes SLK.

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This is nice.

Just a minute! Who let Goldie post a pic that doesn't include Marina?????

 

Also, just a thought, but how Shite is it to marry a girl named after one of the Shitest cars ever? :lol:

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