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Anyone got a link for that German tart's "sales" soft porn site? I'm trying to impress a mate with the "Teutonic gash out on a rusty heap" pics.....

 

Cheers in advance!

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I'd do her after about six cans of Bud. :( In fact I've woken up next to worse!

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Hell, i'm not fussy, as long as she kept her thigh-high leather boots on i'd be happy...

 

anyway, ignoring Marina, if you can, they do have some impossibly cool tat at that place, the dude that runs it is certainly a hero and should probably be on here, if he could handle the constant jibes about his missus.

Sport-Prinz and 850 Spider? thanks very much!

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Mucho grassy arse, we're chortling away at the pictures as I type!

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Wow, that first pick in yellow standing on the roof of a 504 coupe..... Gotta be in the Autoshite calender!

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Four cans of Budweiser so far this evening. I'll keep you all posted as to my state of arousal. I must say though, she is looking better....

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I've had 2 bottles of Leffe Brune and half a bottle of red wine, I WOULD!

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I've had a chocolate liqueur and I would. It's been a while though.

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*UPDATE*

 

Just finished can number five and I'm now having fantasies about a kraut threesome with Goldie and that Sabine Schmitz bird who appears on Top Gear every now and again.

 

I've still got six cans left and I'm starting to get worried.

 

Does anyone know where I can buy bromide over the counter?

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Don't have anymore, or something very dodgy involving Angela Merkel will appear in your mind, its for your own good you know!

 

m0rris

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I thought he was the Blue Peter dog?

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that Sabine Schmitz bird who appears on Top Gear every now and again.

 

 

Oh yes indeedy :D

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Wow, that first pick in yellow standing on the roof of a 504 coupe..... Gotta be in the Autoshite calender!

I think you mean "gotta BE the Autoshite calendar!" I've seen enough pics of her to know she could do it, and by the way, I don't even drink! :wink:

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Talking of kraut bints, when I were a lad in the eighties, I worked in 'Our Price' records and I remember Virgin records were heavily promoting a HOT new German singer called Sandra who was errr...slightly tastier than skanky Marina.

 

She was a big star in Europe but never really cracked the UK. She later married Michael Cretu and was also the 'voice' behind 90s new-age band Enigma. She was GORGEOUS!!!

 

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Talking of kraut bints, when I were a lad in the eighties, I worked in 'Our Price' records and I remember Virgin records were heavily promoting a HOT new German singer called Sandra who was errr...slightly tastier than skanky Marina.

 

She was a big star in Europe but never really cracked the UK. She later married Michael Cretu and was also the 'voice' behind 90s new-age band Enigma. She was GORGEOUS!!!

 

I'll admit she's fit in that video but I can't help wondering what the last 20 years have done to her. I'm an Enigma fan as well so I'm not biased!

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thats Marti Cane isnt it?

 

well, its definately her snout, maybe she sold it when the BBC stopped ringing her agent

 

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I need to stop drinking now before I'm tempted to look up 99 red balloons on Youtube.

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In most of her pics, Marina looks like she's actually enjoying herself. You've got to give that lass points for courage, I mean, a denim miniskirt with white chiffon flare around the hem????

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I need to stop drinking now before I'm tempted to look up 99 red balloons on Youtube.

I never liked 99 Red Balloons...but this is crackin'!!!!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdiIjAvo1jg

 

Kim looks a bit 'piggy' though. :(

Another fantasy threesome for me! I must admit that I spent 1981 lusting after Kim Wilde and a three litre Capri in signal yellow. 8)

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That sounds like a cue for a new thread! My turn: 1974, Marie Osmond and a Jaguar XJ12C.

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When I grew up I did actually own a three litre Capri and I was a bit disappointed with the reality. I can imagine a night with Ms Wilde will probably not live up to expectations as well. :(

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