Tax discs

[FredTransit]

In case anybody wants a copy tax disc, I have posted some on my website, if you want any specific ones let me know as I have some on file I took the vehicle details off

 

http://a2ecommercials.webs.com/a2ewiki.htm

 

just right click on the batch you want and edit them into individual tax discs

[Pillock]

You know the cameras don't actually look at the tax disc, right?

[Albert Ross]

I could well go for a December 1971 disc if you know where I can get one!

 

Also a January 1963 would be good....... I have no money like!

[Pillock]

I am convinced that they do, in the same way that I am convinced that wind turbines are big electric fans that they switch on when a windy day is required.

Fool! Wind turbines are switched on to increase the earth's rotational speed, they can also rotate and provide thrust if we need to switch position in the universe.

"Left hand down a bit lads, we're going to clout Neptune here!"

[Albert Ross]

Have you ever been to Cumbria? I reckon theres a zip at the side of the M6, and one day it's going to be undone by a huge Scammell, and Cumbria will sail off into the Irish Sea, powered by wind turbine, and become Sodor.

[Cavcraft]

Cobblers, it's a government secret mission. The ones in the sea are used to propel jelly fish towards the shore, and the inland ones are used to blow the sun and the smell of sewage towards crap towns. This forces the residents of said towns to go on holiday to the seaside where they get stung by jellyfish, despite them not being able to walk on the beach as they claim invalidity benefits. Then as soon as the lardy gets go to the doctors WHAM! they get their benefits taken off them.

[FredTransit]

I could well go for a December 1971 disc if you know where I can get one!

 

Also a January 1963 would be good....... I have no money like!

I don't think I have anything as far back as 63, this is the only 71 disc I have on file

 

[FredTransit]

In case it's not clear. I am not selling these! It's so you can print them off yourself.

[hennabm]

Errrm

technoidiot here - what software do I need to edit them.

 

I right clicked and saved the picture to my computer but all my software wants to do is brighten or darken it or crop it .

 

help please

It's the 1983 one I'm after.

[FredTransit]

Hang on, I will make a blank one for you.....

Er, that's electronically you understand, I'm not printing them

[Albert Ross]

Ah. Ooooops. My bad. (I'm thick see)

 

I'm hoping to buy a Tardis after I've printed a few thousand off. I could make a mint.

[FredTransit]

 

Here you go, I left the fee on it for you!

[autofive]

have you a 70, or 67 please?

 

 

 

im also looking for 1954, 55 or 56 if anyone else has scans of any

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I have a 1955 disc, I'll scan it for you in a bit.

[FredTransit]

Here ya go!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The 67 is already on my site

[HillmanImp]

These are quite good. Have kind of the same thing going on with the Imp as I took it off the road so long ago now.

[hennabm]

Fred

 

many thanks - I can now deal with it given my limited techno knowledge.

[FredTransit]

You mean write it in with a pen?

[hennabm]

ahhh but first I have to get it from screen to paper.

 

Then comes the simple bit of taking up the quill and ink and writing upon said paper.

[FredTransit]

Just do a test print first to see what size it comes out at, then play with it.

[autofive]

thanks fred

[FredTransit]

No probs, just please don't go near me Mk3 escort OK? Taverymuch.....

[scruff]

You star Fred,

 

My Series One (now moving under it's own steam) was last on the road in 1977, I'll put the print off in the Marlboro disc holder and in the screen

[FredTransit]

Another Autoshite Public Service brought to you by A to E Commercials!

[FredTransit]

I have been asked for various years so now have a few 'blank' discs. If you want a particular year give me a shout.

[scaryoldcortina]

Can you do me one for end august 2011?

 

 

 

Don't worry about the escort, Conor is guarding it.

[FredTransit]

Just so long as C isn't driving it! As for the 2011 disc sorry no! If you can travel back in time I am sure would be fine with the scanned copies from the 80s, come to think of it, if you can travel back in time, I think selling the scanned copies would be a nice little business. Sod that, if you can travel back in time, just knock up some white fivers and be done with it.....

[scaryoldcortina]

Too much effort Fred. If I could time travel, I'd go back to friday and put tthe lotto on.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Aren't these lovely?

 

Compared to this bling bling catastrophe inspired by Liberace's bathroom.

I understand the desire to include anti-counterfeiting measures, but why can't they be more subtle? It's got glitter and little stars cut out of it! Almost worth the fine just to avoid having something so ghastly stuck to my windscreen.

[Angrydicky]

Looking for 1958, 1959 and 1986 if you've got them? Thanks.