shite_meister Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 Dear Mister Hurts, I am contacting you regarding your advert placed in the gents toilets for a mini cab driver, I have you know that I for one have a luxurious Lexus LS400 to pick drunk bints up on hen nights and its supple tan-leather seats will not only allow vomit to be easily cleansed but also semen/faecal matter as and when required. I expect at least two glasses of Raspberry Crusher per day and ample time to enjoy a large crap and a quick scan of the Diamond FreeAds. Well? I also bought this: (pink metro convertible owned by previous owner's other (female) half)
Father Ted Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 (pink metro convertible owned by previous owner's other (female) half)Woooooooooooooooah.Pink Metro Rag Top.My daughter would just love that(and so would I)
Pillock Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 Only on Autoshite would that photo generate that comment!
mk1_4dr Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 Did your numbers come up? They're both really rather nice
Pete-M Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 Ooooh, two V8s. Good call! (The Pink Metro is rather startling)
Guest Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Dunno, has it got the gold plated badges on the back too?
shite_meister Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 Did your numbers come up? They're both really rather nice Thanks but nope, the Lexus cost me £200! Ooooh, two V8s. Good call! (The Pink Metro is rather startling)The TVR sounds awesome, kind of makes me regret selling my 4.5 SD1 big time though. I has one too,posted on news 24 on Tuesday.Nice, yours is the later mk2, I'm really impressed with mine it drives better than alot of modern cars, very relaxing. Check out the yanks LS400s on YouTube, they look mostly rank but sound awesome. Dunno, has it got the gold plated badges on the back too?Certainly does Mister Hirtz whatsmore they are tarnished for that proper shite look.
michiel Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Thanks but nope, the Lexus cost me £200!Jeez, over here I've seen only a few from 1991/2 for under 2000 euro, over 250,000km on the clock. Road tax for an LS is 90 euro a month. I pay 17 for the Sirion...
shite_meister Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 Thanks but nope, the Lexus cost me £200!Jeez, over here I've seen only a few from 1991/2 for under 2000 euro, over 250,000km on the clock. Road tax for an LS is 90 euro a month. I pay 17 for the Sirion...Yeah I struck lucky and I knew the owner who was given it in lieu of work, it had been stood for a while so one door has a thumb-sized bit of rust by the weatherstrip but I'll get that sorted, its the ideal cruiser for touring Europe. Here in Jersey Michiel we don't have any road tax (its included in the cost of fuel) nor do we have any annual road-worthyness test, certainly makes up for living on an island!
wuvvum Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Here in Jersey Michiel we don't have any road tax (its included in the cost of fuel) nor do we have any annual road-worthyness test, certainly makes up for living on an island!True, but you also have a 40mph NSL, which must be kinda frustrating with an overpowered V8-engined two seater sports car, surely?
shite_meister Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 Here in Jersey Michiel we don't have any road tax (its included in the cost of fuel) nor do we have any annual road-worthyness test, certainly makes up for living on an island!True, but you also have a 40mph NSL, which must be kinda frustrating with an overpowered V8-engined two seater sports car, surely?Yes because I have never exceeded 40mph here With a V8 I like to burble along and you don't need to go fast to do that, 3rd gear at 40 and she sounds angry.
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