HELLO FELLOW AUTOSHITE-ERS, another newbie

[transfer]

Nowthen all, just to let you know most of the truly shite French shite with the two chevrons sits round the back of my place, although to be fair one of em is bordering on auto-porn shite.

 

So Amis, GSs, DSs, Dyanes, CXs and even the odd 2CV and other weird foreign muckment. Also a '88 quattro avant and a 99 auto with very few miles on the clock. That is in a nice shite brown.

 

Sadly me on the road stuff is chosen by its ability to run easily on waste cooking oil, largely because driving past tax stations watching people hand over their taxed income to buy fuel which is more than half tax makes me grin hard, especially if breaking the speed limit. So its Mercedes and VW shite with dried cooking oil streaked down the rear wings. And one of the Mercs has a few gallons of veggy in the carpets, because a cubie fell over and spilt a fwe months ago. I'd forgotten to check the lid, being so excited about more free fuel. It means the dogs don't need feeding on a long journey, though.

 

Past shite includes a rwd Triumph 1300 which replaced my first car (Polo-written off by a woman in a Merc SLC), Saab 900 in two tone grey (don't make nice shite like that anymore), BX (proper shite) and 205 diesels.

 

Anyone seen Richard Bremner recently? Maybe he's lurking somewhere on here? He understood shite.

[VWPowered]

hello and welcome, we likez pics

[RedSparrow]

Welcome.Yeah show us your shite!

[wuvvum]

 

You can't tantalise us by listing all of that delectable French tat and then not put up pictures of it all.

 

Oh, and welcome.

[Cavcraft]

Welcome along.

[HillmanImp]

 

You can't tantalise us by listing all of that delectable French tat and then not put up pictures of it all.

 

Oh, and welcome.

^^

WHS

 

Welcome indeed.

[Mr Lobster]

Hello and welcome. But as already said - pics please!

[ChinaTom]

Millway lane, Wortham, by any chance?

[maxpower]

welcome

[michiel]

Bienvenu!

[Minimad5]

Welcome along !It is tradition to share quality "SHITE" pictures . (Of your cars i mean )

[barrett]

So Amis, GSs, DSs, Dyanes, CXs and even the odd 2CV and other weird foreign muckment. Also a '88 quattro avant and a 99 auto with very few miles on the clock. That is in a nice shite brown.

yeh, this has given me a semi, I demand pictures immediately!

[j-j]

Welcome - pix needed indeed! Your list has also caused me to pitch a tent

[transfer]

Guys, guys, I'm recharging my batteries as you tumesce - try and hold it in. Must take my lovely girl shopping first (I know, I know). Maybe 'relax' over some other pics then you'll have more staying power when you see mine...

[Gompo]

Hello and welcome, nice opening post and look forward to seeing your cack.

 

This isnt you is it..?

 

 

[transfer]

Forgot to mention 205 and 305 estate dizzles, 100 avant quattro(s) and coupe 2.2, Saab 900 16v turbo (early two-tone grey), L-R S3 dizzle, '83 Polo with interstellar 3rd and 4th gear (Formel E), Golf Mk 1 1500, P6 2200SC, '72 VW Van (scrapped but still have the numbers ), Passat S2 (faster than mate's XJS to 60!) and so o n.Will beam up some piccies asap.