Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[BMC Dan]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1965-HILLMAN-MINX ... 23107f3f21

 

Mileage: 327917

[michael1703]

1981 allegro

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-VANDEN-PLAS- ... 33675d4d0c

[BMC Dan]

"Drift Slag"

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-p100-drift-t ... 1c1b76d6db

[BMC Dan]

GR9 FOR CHINESE DICTATOR

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1967-VANDEN-PLAS- ... 2a10438c42

[Father Ted]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1965-HILLMAN-MINX ... 23107f3f21

 

Mileage: 327917

Oh my.

Happy childhood memories just came flooding back......

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

Fiat 127 is gorgeous! Apparently, an Italian car is ill matched to the climate here (even though it's been gorgeously sunny for weeks!) and therefore isn't a household priority...

 

 

Therein lies your answer. The North of Italy (where Fiat's from) suffers from long, nasty winters with depressingly thick layers of fog dramatically reducing your visibility (GR9 4 sellin Multiplas). The "infamous" English fog is nothing compared to the shit that covers pretty much everything between Perugia and the Alps.

[M'coli]

Ford stuff near Leeds:

[ProgRocker]

Ford stuff near Leeds:

 

Wow! Shite-tastic 'L' spec too .

 

In the early 1980s my parents had a diamond white R reg 2.0 L saloon with 4 speed manual. It almost could be a sibling car to that one. The family car had an equally austere interior in black BUT had the more 'de luxe' options of vinyl roof, chrome wheel embellishers and fog lights that made it more like a GL spec car.

 

Every other mark 1 and mark 2 Granada I saw, when I was growing up in the 1980s seem to have the 'T stick' auto transmission and most were Ghias.

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

For REKORD-breaking shiteness levels, check out the following:

 

http://www.autoscout24.eu/Details.aspx?id=vij42sn4xtne

 

Diarrhea brown exterior: check

Brown/beige and, for added shite points, black interior: check

Three-speed slushbox: check

LPG: check (!!)

OMG RATLUK!!1! effect without any effort required: check

Yours for 1200 Euros!

[darkfour]

This Cortina came from California to Florida,Hence the No-Rust Body..

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1968-Red-Cortina-/320694661350?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item4aaae430e6

[Rod/b]

Nice of the owner of that Cortina to stick it up on a ramp so you can check out all the overspray...

[stoterstangen90]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1973-HILLMAN-AVEN ... 3cb79aca56

Onslow special?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

^^^^ Thats retro80's mate is it not? I'm sure he posted that up a while ago.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-GRANADA-2-5-DIESEL-/170637227594

 

Only 16,000 miles on this Granada diesel!!!!! The lad was obviously playing the long game buying the diesel version and averaging 600 miles/year. Anyway presumably he's now died, which is why its up for sale for £7000 BIN

[revolting peasant]

[Mike D]

That Granada is the tits! Stuff seat covers and no smoking signs, a vinyl interior and ash trays on every door are where it's at!

[outlaw118]

Hmmm, beigeness......

Seller's grasp of the Queen's English is limited however.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Cheer up Mate® it might never happen!!!

I bloody love this, Autoshite Recovery, just roller it beige, apply some orange and brown stripes, and Bob's your mother's brother. £10k though, possibly a bit spicy?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

GR8 4 Driftin' etc etc....

Mazda B2000 with added V8-ness. Does that make it a B3500? £3000 to you guv'nor.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

[revolting peasant]

[outlaw118]

Another one for you then Mr Pogpeasant:

Listed as an A95, this is an early beastie....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Be like Reg Bollax:

Early White one, £1500 start, no bids yet;

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Or this:

£500 odd, RNM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

I appear to have suffered a trouser accident.

New listing, £350 start.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

[Alexg]

Council estate chariot, circa 1987

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-CORTINA-1600 ... 19c5443750

[Alexg]

£1200 start with no reserve could mean a bargain for some lucky sod, or a relentless money pit for some hapless shiteist.....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/STOLEN-RECOVERED- ... 33677a9c2c

[Alexg]

Late 80s MILF spec 205 starts at a nugget

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PEUGEOT-205-CJ-CO ... 2a105df606

[cort16]

It's a mk1 fiesta surrounded with external roll bars mounted on a range rover chassis that's had it's engine moved into the boot OBVIOUSLY.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130517187998&ih=003&category=29748&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/199184695.htm?ca=20_s

 

Check out this little STUNNA, in Brittany. Its the 2-cyl version obv. 700€

[Mr_Bo11ox]

GR8 4 MORONS

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/199143712.htm?ca=20_s

[cort16]

This original looking m535i seems decent although it is spazmatic.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250815453850&ih=015&category=9837&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

 

Any Front wheel drive v8 that mixes turquoise and chrome is okay by me.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120718639255&ih=002&category=18308&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Look at this mega late-model Renner trafic with Vauxhall badges on it:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-Vauxhall-Arena-Van-66500-miles-not-Renault-Trafic-/300552402417

 

MEGA SHITE!

[theorganist]

Hmmm, beigeness......

Seller's grasp of the Queen's English is limited however.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?%20...%20K:MEWAX:IT

 

Annoying anorak mode:

 

That is nice but is not an HL:

 

It does not have the HL badges or the extra chrome on the grill. The wheel trims are also standard 1750 not HL. It does have the overriders on the bumper of an HL though.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

WOW

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Zodiac-Executive-MkIV-Estate-Barn-find-1968-/270745360312

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Look at this mega late-model Renner trafic with Vauxhall badges on it:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-Vauxhall-Arena-Van-66500-miles-not-Renault-Trafic-/300552402417

 

MEGA SHITE!

 

Is that covered in Sunbeam Alpines?

[trigger]

Wow look at the size of that Zodiac! It's like a bloody cruise liner!