A communal list of CELEBRITIES WOT WE WANT TO SLAP

[55bloke]

Have you seen her? Who cares if she pronounces her Ss a little oddly!!

[nottinghamphil]

Aston Kutcher posts on twitter about Brittany Murphy's* death:

Sad Bastards, Anyone and everyone, celebrity or not who use's 'Twitter ' sorry 'Twatter' deserves several slaps, or even better a good whack with a piece of 4x2.

[outlaw118]

Yep, I've seen her....not for me...4 out of 10Her mate Holly Willoughby though, thats a different matter....

[55bloke]

Ah yes, that's the kind of Holly it'd be nice to find in the house around Christmas?

[Rocket88]

John Prescott;dim, thick, syntax mangling, croquet playing ,secretary shagging, pile of utter uselessness.Eamon Holmes;smug, smug, smug, smug [did I mention smug] Alex Ferguson arse licking ,Irish smug twat

[whitevanman]

Alex Ferguson arse licking ,Irish smug twat

when last I looked, he was born in Glasgow

[Cavcraft]

I have a funny feeling I'm going to be mentioning Chris 'too bloody hyper for his own good' Evans in a couple of weeks time.

[michiel]

Aston Kutcher posts on twitter about Brittany Murphy's* death: "2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine.My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon," Seriously, someone you once dated just died and you can't even be bothered to to write the words 'today' and 'to'.

140 characters per twat innit - this was 138... don't know her either, and couldn't care less about twitter, it just causes irritation and bad spellingz.

[Wolseley1660man]

Bono.

Bono is implicitly part of any list like this. No real need to mention him.

[Mr H Sceptre]

Bono.

Bono is implicitly part of any list like this. No real need to mention him.

[Rod/b]

Don't know if they've been mentioned already, and frankly i'd besurprised if they haven't, but here's my list of potential slapees:David MillibandGeorge OsbourneNoel Fucking Edmunds (for whom a slap would merely represent STARTERS)John Craven (grade-A tosser off camera, who upset my Missus)Colleen NolanEamonn HolmesRichard HammondBruce Forsyth (to be fair, I think i'd probably just give him a DIGNITAS gift voucher. I couldn't slap Brucey, he just needs putting out of his misery)All of N-DubzDavid WalliamsThere's more, i'm sure of it.Kerry Katona for instance...

[Mr H Sceptre]

Don't know if they've been mentioned already, and frankly i'd besurprised if they haven't, but here's my list of potential slapees:David MillibandGeorge OsbourneNoel Fucking Edmunds (for whom a slap would merely represent STARTERS)John Craven (grade-A tosser off camera, who upset my Missus)Colleen NolanEamonn HolmesRichard HammondBruce Forsyth (to be fair, I think i'd probably just give him a DIGNITAS gift voucher. I couldn't slap Brucey, he just needs putting out of his misery)All of N-DubzDavid WalliamsThere's more, i'm sure of it.Kerry Katona for instance...

David Walliams - so glad you included him. tosser. Not even vaguely funny.Why is Craven such a prick? How did he upset your missus??

[Rod/b]

He's an arrogant tosser and treats the crew like shite when the cameras are off, apparently. My wife did some work experience at the Beeb a few years ago.

[Guest]

Paul Daniels is meant to be a bit of a nob off-camera, don't know how true that is but it seems feasible.

[Rocket88]

He's an arrogant tosser and treats the crew like shite when the cameras are off, apparently. My wife did some work experience at the Beeb a few years ago.

Craven always struck me as a sanctimonious knob, glad to see that he's graduated to arrogant tosser...........I've always had a feeling that most "nice" celebs where probably deeply unpleasant "off camera"

[Mr H Sceptre]

Plus, the last time I watched Countryfile, Craven featured in it very little. They appear to be slowly pushing him aside for younger presenters by the looks of things.

[seth]

Hmm, A friend of mine worked on Contryfile quite a lot recently. Must ask him next time I see him!

[j-j]

Horne and Cordengratuitously unfunny and unpleasant to look at.Armstrong and Miller on the other hand are fokkin hilarious!

[outlaw118]

Stuart Maconie, as nominated in the G.O.M> thread by Mr Warren T Claim.

[warren t claim]

Thank You!

[Guest]

I went into my local Chinese about a week ago and someone had written 'TWAT' across a picture of Simon Cowell's forehead and frontal shot.I have to say, I agree. That bint from Dragon's Den would get a crisp back hand from me as well.

[Guest]

 

Allthough not a celebrity in the bono type-the go compare singer would get a bit of 4x2 accross the back of his head

[Angrydicky]

Philip Schofield. That is all.

[Milford Cubicle]

Any present or ex GMTV presenter.

[warren t claim]

Any present or ex GMTV presenter.

I'd say any former breakfast tv presenter with the exeption of Frank "King Dong" Bough. What a man...

[pompei]

Even Selina Scott?? PS Just to be controversial, I like Stuart Maconie

[Richard]

I like Stuart Maconie too, but there is something inherently slappable about him.

[warren t claim]

I like Stuart Maconie too, but there is something inherently slappable about him.

You just know that if BBC2 devoted an entire evenings programming to the films of Colour Climax he would be on it providing a soundbite about his first wank.

[STUNO]

It might be long mr warren t claim, but it does not stick up very much.

[warren t claim]

It might be long mr warren t claim, but it does not stick up very much.

LOLZ A Kiwi!