Reader's Digest "What to do in an Emergency"

[Snipes]

So my girlfriend has this book;

I've never paid it any attention but she left it open recently and it seems the author is either a shitesit or is using some old vehicle illustrations as the motoring section is full of chod.

Let's start with a foreboding Renault Traffic;

Next is a Renner 5 (more of that later) and either a Renault or a Dacia? Not sure about the blue car either;

All sorts here. Escort Van in the foreground;

Lots happening here. I think the tractor could be a Leyland, blue car clearly an Aacclaim. Not sure what the buses are;

Here's our Renner 5 hero drifting like a champ;

E30 not to be beaten;

Mk3 Capri struggling in the ice;

I swear the next page is 100% an actual thing. Seems our man has lost his mk3 Granada big time. Not sure of the hatchback but the trims look Fiat to me;

Room for another Renner 5;

Finally, manual wipers. Could be that 5 again as it's the same yellow.

[Matty]

Mark one Uno. That's all I have to add. Sad I know...

[adw1977]

The blue car in the second picture looks like a Metro to me.

[rusty998]

The BMW hasn't been taxed since 2001 and has had an unrecorded colour change 

[Richard_FM]

I’ve still got the book I had when I learnt to drive that has a lot of illustrations where the cars are based on 1980s-90s models

[Dan302]

That looks an interesting book, next stop Amazon.

[Asimo]

39 minutes ago, rusty998 said:

The BMW hasn't been taxed since 2001 and has had an unrecorded colour change 

Err, car in picture has is 906 not 908............

[twosmoke300]

Tractor looks like a Massey industrial .

[sierraman]

Ha ha my dads got that book. The chapter on how to perform childbirth is an eye opener. 

[sutty2006]

At least I’m not the only one doing reg checks, that Renault hasn’t been taxed since 91. 
 

good chod spotting, I recon the author drew them from pictures.