WTF?

[wuvvum]

I came in ten minutes ago and it was mild, calm and quite pleasant outside. Now it's blowing a gale, rain is lashing against the window and the lights keep flickering. What's going on? Bloody global warming...

[pogweasel]

Norfolk, in October, that's about normal isn't it?

[VWPowered]

i'd be more inclined to turn the pc off and unplug it at this point

[Pillock]

Norfolk, in October, that's about normal isn't it?

When I lived in Norfolk, that was normal for August.

[andrew e]

Think yourself lucky you don't live in Essex - you try and find a virgin this time of night.

[M'coli]

Whaty is, normal in Norfolk?

[Negative Creep]

Not a cloud in the sky down here but was tipping down with rain yesterday. Never mind, I'm sure it will start raining again before I start my shift

[ChinaTom]

You have angered the great god Autos-Hite, you must sacrifice a virgin in his name before sunrise.Failing that (if virgins are hard to come by in your part of the world) just keep a torch nearby in case the lights go out.

I once heard the definition of a Norfolk virgin to be as follows:A girl who can run faster than her uncles.I thought that only applied to the Fenlands, and they're in Cambridgeshire.

[Milford Cubicle]

British weather in 'a bit unpredictable' shocker.