2020 Autoshite Quote of the year

[Craig the Princess]

A very strong start by Nigel Bickle

Those Guilettas are unusually complicated lil’ things.

i had 2 ( both lost in the big barn fire) , a bloggers 1800 & a race tuned, fully caged 2 litre. Even got a painting of the latter- done by a death row inmate, someplace) 

[tooSavvy]

".... They blew it all up!!"

[Craig the Princess]

@spartacus in the Visa collection thread

"I'm not sure what happens now, this is the first time I've jointly owned a car, that's at least 100 miles away from me, with four other people I've never met!"

[Kiltox]

@DodgyBastard who by all accounts has just bought a bit of a nail

”I've just spotted something even worse for sale in the same area so I'm away out to buy that...”

[Craig the Princess]

Sdkrc on winning the syndicate roffle Visa

Pick up will be next week and I'd like people to know that if I die, it's how I wanted to go: in extreme poverty

[DoctorRetro]

Surely this from the original Visa collection thread is a worthy entry... 

 

[vulgalour]

6 hours ago, Asimo said:

Maserati Quattroporte:  God's Tagora.

[Garythesnail]

LabRat describing his dog George

It's amazing how quickly they can go from flat out and sulking to full on dickhead

 

[spartacus]

'Theres a theme developing. If it’s made of metal, it needs welding.'

rickvw72, on the joys of Daihatsu Fourtrak ownership.