B.D.S. Your Delivery Is Our Concern

[Noel Tidybeard]

seamless no-one will ever notice the change of dashboard?

[Bucketeer]

I had a delivery to Inverness to do but that was cancelled recently, which has left me free to answer the SOS call of another shiter who has found a stray that needs rehoming. So as one door takes away with one hand, the other door gives with the other.

 

I lovingly prepared my travel sandwiches this morning, ready to eat thirty minutes after I set off.

The current situation is that I'm outside a Tesco on my way to Gloucester to get a train to Plymouth to pick up a car to drive to the north west to get a bus and three trains to Gloucester to pick up my car and drive home.

[NorthernMonkey]

Oh, I think I know what this is.

This will be good.

By the way, I REALLY want that Audi next door.

[Bucketeer]

Of course, when I said 'Gloucester' in my last post I actually meant 'Cheltenham'. That's where the train is so I really should go there.

[Bucketeer]

I've found somewhere to leave the car overnight.

Could someone remember where I've parked please.

[Bucketeer]

I'm at a train station now ready to swank it up all the way to Cornwall in one of her majesty's finest rail locomotives. No Mankybus for this lad today.

[The Moog]

Good luck !
May your sandwiches last till 34 minutes and may all your oil be golden.

 

[NorthernMonkey]

It's going to be a late one.

At least when you collect your steed, you'll be able to put all the seats down and have a kip in a lay by ?

[Bucketeer]

I'm having deep phone charging issues so I may be quiet for a while. Anyone know the way North?

[chaseracer]

Up the map, Alex.

HTH.

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[Supernaut]

Keep travelling in the direction where you feel colder.

[Bucketeer]

I've finally found some North.

[NorthernMonkey]

Called in for a sly practice session?

[Bucketeer]

45 minutes ago, NorthernMonkey said:

Called in for a sly practice session?

I may have done a sneaky circuit of the autotest course. Not at full pelt obvs.

[Bucketeer]

Job jobbed. Delivery delivered.

It looks like Accrington's premier car hoarder is still asleep so I'm just going to park the Smart in the middle of the road, throw the keys in some bushes, and begin the journey back to Cheltenham or Gloucester or wherever it was I left my car.

[The Moog]

How could the snagglepuss household sleep with such a beast arriving!!!

 

Highly recommended delivery services. A+++

[Bucketeer]

I have managed to find where I left the car yesterday, which is nice.

And on the way I spotted this absolute raging sexbag.

[hairnet]

hnnnnng

[castros_bro]

Hi,

 

Would you ping me the name/address from your UK licence as I may have a 1500 km collection for you later this year but I'd need you to go on the insurance which starts this week so will be zero cost whereas laters on it will be a change so cost s few many cents/phennings/pronouns ?

Randomly yours

Raúl Castro  (A3 ahora desbloqueado de mi 205 incontinencia del radiador)