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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Classic-Rover-Mini-Cooper-1-3-SPI-Custom-Show-Car-/151194578447?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2333e62e0f

 

'One of a kind custom paint job i had commissioned, you will never see another car with it, let alone another mini!'

 

Good, it's fucking hideous.

 

'Only selling this beauty as im off travelling'

 

To rehab followed by the eye clinic hopefully.

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Relive your misspent 1970's youth by lobbing a C90 engine into this and telling everyone that it does 93mph now and is faster than any Fizzy in the world.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-SS-50-/111243320753?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item19e69e5db1

 

I'm going to lob a cheeky bid on this I think. I'd imagine some parts are probably impossible to get but it looks quite straight anyhow. 

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1 IZ A SKIPP DA UVVA IS BIN WOT U PT RUBISH IN TROLALOLOL 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VAUXHALL-NOVA-MERIT-SILVER-/171200709820?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27dc5b84bc

 

It's even got a PNG number plate so you can join the forum and wade through 227,000 posts telling you to drop a red top in it. 

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That Renner fluence thing is unbelievable, think they are 100% electric like a Nissan Leaf. 100% electric, and 100% SHITE!

 

 

I saw my first one ever today. Didn't look that bad, but who thought that name was a good idea?

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Renault had some strange names around that point, what with the Flatulence and the Wind...

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2 year old MG6 with just 19k miles. Desperate to quit

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-MG6-S-GT-1-8-TURBO-ORANGE-19-000Miles-/261359489994

 

 

FOR SALE! REDUCED FROM £8000 Ono NOW £6,500 ono

 

MG UK Repairs carrier out July this year:

1,Transmission unit replaced.
2,complete three piece clutch assembly
3,Replacement flywheel
4,Replacement Clutch Master Cylinder
5,Replacement Clutch Slave Cylinder

WOW, what a great way to promote your motor, 'here are the faults it's had already'. Clueless.

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/591697068.htm?ca=7_s

 

Let him sit beside you, eat right off your plate
You don't have to be afraid, there's nothing here to hate
Princess, you might like it, if you lowered your defence
Kiss that frog, and you will get your prince

 

1500€ for this, new sills and various other shiz, drive away!

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-25-TXI-EXECUTIVE-2-0WNERS-ONE-FAMOUS-VERY-RARE-TWO-LEFT-/191011452563

 

 

 

2 PREVIOUS OWNERS, OWNED FROM NEW BY SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH, REGISTERED TO HIS WIFE FROM NEW

 

I'd be checking this fucker carefully, the last thing you want is a penguin or gorilla or whatever climbing out from behind the dash at 70mph

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201007797563

 

ST200 estate, quite a rare one I suspect. I went out in my Mondeo again today, its flipping ace, I wouldn't mind trying one of these ST200 jobs for a bit. I'd have to take off the bodykit and get some wheels with a bit of sidewall in them though, I read that the suspension is as hard as a bastard which doesn't sound like much fun.

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Im going to have to get a Bond one day. Shame dad never kept his D that he "restored" back in the day.

 

Anyway if your numbers come up this week how about....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Lotus-Carlton-3-6-L-Twin-Turbo-/141126872764?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20dbd12ebc

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Guaranteed to snap knicker elastic at 20 yards
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That Allegro really is the sex.

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Hey if you wanna buy a Bond.... etc

 

 

Is that really the gear lever flopping out of the instrument binnacle like that? Hopeless

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