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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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3l V6 £1995 2001 51 plate, only 38,000 miles they claim, drivers seat looks like it's done more than that - my vote : clocked

 

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Might be legit.

 

 

 

Get into car

Press start

Get out of car

Get other keycard from house

Get into car

Press start

Get out of car, fiddle with under bonnet cabling

Get into car

Press start, drive away

Get out of car

Call AA from roadside phone

Get into car to wait for towtruck

Get out of car etc

 

 

 

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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The most clocked thing about that Laguna is the price. You need to have a Masters degree in Incredible Stupidity to pay a third of that asking price for it. 

 

Absolutely.  At least if you only pay £260 for your Laguna, you only lose £260 when it inevitably fucks up shortly after purchase.  Well, £260 plus the cost of a train ticket to Sheffield and the diesel to get home.

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Paul Dupart Rank: BL Wedge

Paul Dupart

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Full leather! It's just different colours. Looks good for £300 with mot and tax and an interesting talking point for any unfortunates you can lure into your car.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2000-alfa-romeo-156-16ts-mot-till-042014-tax-till-31012014/1041160543#photo-content

 

 

"One black one, one white one, and one with a bit o' shite on....(sing along)...."

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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The Parts Section Confusion Countdown, best and worst:

 

1. This Daihatsu Domino looks a plucky little thing with added blue plastic interior bonus. You'd look a proper berk though....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/200999325067

 

 

2. WOW, the car the P100 could have been! (if the designers were mouth breathing piss artists)

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121227061151

 

 

3.This look straight enough... it's starting price is a bit rich though. It's £4795.... tremendous. 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131064433180

 

 

4. W&P bodykited Monty Turbo! Looks clean, needs some work, not expensive...

 

$T2eC16N,!)sFI,Bug64uBSYt5,U1!Q~~60_12.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/321265069221

 

 

5. This Monza has just ended, no bids at £400! Possible bargain, very local, massively chickened out...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/30-Year-Old-Opel-Monza-3-0-E-Auto-1983-In-Vgc-Needs-T-L-C-/360801014747
 

 

 

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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was taken apart a few years ago to have a replacement chassis fitted

 

Didn't go very well, did it?

 

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wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

wackywacerwill

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Maybe they're talking about the timber that I first thought was the bed of the trailer?

wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

wackywacerwill

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I'm gonna open a tin of worms here but if that was done before the BIVA shiz can catch it's arse I'm calling that a GR19 buy.

 

The most desirable* engine

Leather

Carry the family and a host of other tat

 

This side of my (old DI) transit I can't see what else would make such a fabulous family wagon.

wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

wackywacerwill

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Who's chasing that aga fez?

 

I've half an eye on it and if goes for money I can beg, steal or borrow and has a bosch pump it will be mine.

 

#Edit#

Message sent to seller, will grab shotgun off pal and pm fred for loan of transit to sort the cash if it's a goer...

michael t Rank: Citroen Ami

michael t

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This shitheap has made my morning :-D  :-D   http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-RENAULT-ESPACE-QUADRA-2000-I-BLUE-MOT-AND-TAX-SCRUFFY-BUT-RELIABLE-/221325595603?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33880893d3

 

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The paint is horrific though. It really is bad and has to be seen to be believed..

3 Of the rear seats do need the catches that secure them upright repaired

The headlining is missing above the 3rd row of seats and there is a small bit of damage to the front door cards.

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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Oh go on buy my espace it really is as bad as the pictures make out. After using it for the last week or so it has to go the heater is rubbish

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