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Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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$(KGrHqIOKp0FJhG0sTpSBS,lfOFYMw~~60_58.J

 

 

 

I know someone with a spare Soupapes Donkey - that could be spastic mentalist

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Apparently,  the Daihatsu Move has a small spare temporary wheel. I mean, look at the size of the "full size" tyres.

DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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Why buy just one car when you can buy an automated press that can chuck out a panel every three seconds? Collection only from Mulhouse, France

 

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http://www.ppauctions.com/lot.php?l_id=27471&id=63&search=&cat=all&perPage=20&sort=2&thisPage=1

 

There's also an E-reg Polo hidden away in this listing:

 

http://www.ppauctions.com/auction.php?id=100

This is what i do for a living,have done for the last 22years.The ones we have are a little newer, except i'm now the gaffer

I can also use the crane above it and teach you lot how as well

scruff Rank: Renault 16

scruff

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WUVS - I am coming back from Exeter on Tuesday with an empty wagon. Pay my fuel from Stamford to yours (not too far?) or come and get it from my place, and I'll pick it up?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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24 bids?

 

$T2eC16d,!zUFIb1MkQCKBSZr2l3sYg~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T4-CAMPER-CAMERVAN-ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-PAINT-ENGINE-REBUILD-96-000-/251363341799?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item3a866c35e7

 

'THIS VAN HAS HAD OVER £8,640 SPENT ON IT WITH A CUSTOM PAINT JOB'

 

Happy bastarding days, Ã‚£8,640 to create a mobile VD clinic.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$T2eC16R,!)QFIb)7M7sUBS,oKyW,eg~~60_84.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Morris-Minor-Split-Screen-Pickup-Custom-Bed-one-of-a-kind-/161135528130?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item25846d08c2

 

'has never failed to delight and impress people wherever she goes.'

 

Location: Numbered Days Rest Home for Blind pallet makers, 227, Tosscough Street, Pirates of Ben'sPants, Cornwall.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$T2eC16FHJIYFHNS36M5DBS,USGcK4!~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-RIALTO-custom-pick-up-truck-/331051591096?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d143665b8

 

'JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT'

 

I think you'd have more fun shaving the roof of his asbestos sales hut, then smoking the dust to be honest.

 

'THE PRICE RANGE SPECIALIST'

 

HI M8 WUD U TAK 1.99 IN PART-EX AN ILL GIV U £20 TONITE

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$T2eC16Z,!zgFIdV2-6VjBSVRuNdbsg~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PUNTO-RAT-RATTED-CUSTOM-MODIFIED-not-euro-look-Long-MOT-and-tax-/261313084207?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd7793b2f

 

'this car will get you noticed' 

 

So will walking round Primark with your cock and bollocks hanging out as you sing songs about God, whilst repeatedly stabbing yourself in the ye with a knitting needle. Which would also be less embarrassing.

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Sometimes, you think you've seen it all. Then you realise there's a whole world of utter wank just waiting to be discovered....

 

The mind BOGGLES!

 

$(KGrHqNHJBMFJiUqq3SIBS,s4QFqi!~~60_12.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-VOLKSWAGEN-SKINNY-CAMPER-A-ONE-OFF-/221304610508

$T2eC16hHJIMFHIwSfZewBS,s4QQ!6w~~60_12.J

 

 

hardwood style commercial grade floor finished to driver area with simulated grass.(great for tomatoes)

How stupid do you have to be? 

 

Answer: This stupid...

 

Classified ad price:

£34,950.00

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I rather fear he's confused tomatoes with cabbages.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Get it bought Cort. I can tell you're twitching ;) Much better car these days.

 

Aye I'd like it back alright but would need to shift my 5 series first and that's probably not going to happen too soon

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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$T2eC16J,!zgFId(ch,-6BS,uVeuICw~~60_12.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-polo-86c-1989-1300cc-rat-ratty-hoodride-one-off-suicide-doors-/291003631957

 

This berkshire hunt has bought the Rat-Luk building manual, and he's following it step by step...

 

Step one:

 

 

MK2 volkswagen polo 

 

Step two:

 

 

lowered by chopping 2 coils out of the springs

 

Step three:

 

 

sticker bombed

 

Step four:

 

 

he head lining is a collage of susicide girls and pages from a burning angles porn mag

 

 

And finally, the all important, Step 5....

 

 

The car has no MOT and will need to be towed or trailered away

 .... Frag.

 

 

 

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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I rather fear he's confused tomatoes with cabbages.

 

Never mind cabbages, he's been at the mushrooms....

 

 

And that Polo belongs in the Scene twats thread.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Polo - What a hopeless sack of shit, what is wrong with the yoof of today - Daily Mail reader.

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