eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

This is brilliant

Honda, JAZZ, Hatchback, 2002, Manual, 1339 (cc), 5 doors | in Warrington, Cheshire | Gumtree

Not sure if he's saying there is no cat around 1.14, but still a bargain I'd think.

[Remspoor]

1 hour ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

 

 

You'd so have to call that Busby?

I would go for Beattie. Because I have an Ology.

[D.E]

Why though...

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/volkswagen/m1930929711-uniek-golf-gti-project-met-middenstuur

[garethj]

Looks all white to me 👍

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185712301267?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=AGphoYhbT1O&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[Asimo]

9 hours ago, grogee said:

That is a bargain for someone wanting a tinker project. Buy a late Metro MoT fail and fill it full of bits, bish bosh bash summer sports car   Embarrassing pile of kit-shit.

E.F.A.

[garethj]

3.5 litre V8.  Shame it hasn’t run in 15 years, like.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354373239939?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=rikwskytrsm&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Hyundai Accent with mediocre wheels

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275600137751?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=NMSPKlJ3Q2y&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Cool Gino kit on this Daihatsu Japanese import 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155355204895?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=DQhSvYw6SPO&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

205 GT, these look so good

Well, mostly

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144885939971?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=5TuiQkDsRkq&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[EyesWeldedShut]

35 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

I would go for Beattie. Because I have an Ology.

That makes you at least ten years younger than me?

[garethj]

I wonder how many times this has been to the red line in McDonalds car park 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175569227576?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=_hcxgkTCTz2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

I think I’m the only person in the world who likes these Toyota Paseos, other than the designer’s mother.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285103557614?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=xpuLeY6IRbu&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

MG Maestro being sold by serial chod botherer

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255920324316?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=dK2tyTpvQea&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Cheap 940 diesel with lots of faults but apparently eBay won’t allow him to write them on the advert 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115667908688?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=VnxPq4tXRK2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Very purple box with turbo and poor people’s seat fabrics 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304766104567?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=qcnprlv7tww&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Down at heel 304, it’s difficult to get a feel for how rusty it is from the advert, but I think it’s everything except the boot lid

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144879324023?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=4Lme8mhnToW&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Win every game of yellow car👍

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144899395945?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=qokOcuXoRTO&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Minor with 1200cc motorbike engine.  Doesn’t seem to have much of an exhaust and just to make things better there’s no propshaft

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144825923487?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=Yoma8njQRr-&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

An actual Mini Metro, before it became a Metro

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394380648096?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=iysaw3dtric&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[egg]

3 hours ago, angle said:

Low miles,  S-reg Focus for £1,300 seems value.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134406723807

Where's the catch with this? Looks perfect 'futur klassic m8'.

[garethj]

This is a thing of such exquisite beauty that it makes me weep tears of joy

Look at this brilliant dashboard 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404083740536?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=hnjblycjq-u&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Tuned ZR.  I think these Rover 25s look great 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234852177788?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=WPgP-WtTRUi&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

I don’t know much about Twingos but this looks like a super plush one

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225323094565?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=6VUcE-39S1q&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Two stroke for more smoke👍

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155356373383?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=aSp-gwPRRky&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Shame about the graphics but these Crown Vics look fabulous 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115663850637?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=HgiUe7okTTi&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Simca with sporty front fogs

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195546244905?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=nHk6o4M1S9m&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

I think this Astra was used to scope out rally stages

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325495887846?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=omnZUlmMRzG&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[D.E]

No idea if this is a sensible price for a Vogue with at least a couple of minor imperfections, but a lovely thing nevertheless!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334702041349?hash=item4dedcbd905:g:LNcAAOSwp3JjwbT7

[garethj]

Is this one of those cars that…?

I think it might be 

Yep, looks like it

 

Be the king of Rufford Ford👍

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185732368345?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=I1hC0ueJTT-&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

[Cavcraft]

I hope they've trained that dog to rip those hideous N.I cover plates off it

Lotus Carlton barn find rare classic | eBay

Is that the real ID badge? It looks like it was made using one of those penny squashing machines on Blackool pier.