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That's the same guy that said he'd bung some ticket on the Volvo and charge  five-nine-five

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Trigger, you b*st*rd, please don't post links to Cavaliers like that!"

 

Meanwhile, on planet twat, and clearly missing an R and an O from the number plate:

 

$T2eC16d,!zcFId-8558HBSPrlkgNNQ~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIKE-1275cc-Metro-auto-/171132708510?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item27d84de69e

 

'I had it made pink so that no self respecting man would nick it!!'

 

Oh aye, if it were black or blue they'd be queuing for fucking miles to be seen on that.

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NT DIFFRUNTLY ABBLED SPAZ CHARIOT RAZZBERRIE RIPLE FUCK OV ARNOLD CLERK MIGIT CAMPAR VAN QUAD BIKE NO SHIRT COUNCIL ESTATE THERMAL TATTOOS DNT BYE CAR ON FINANSE FUGGING FUGGING STOP FUCKING TYPING FUGGING DOLE CHEAT BEDROOM TAX

 

$(KGrHqJ,!r!FIyR)Sz8DBSPb!DdlSw~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Fiorino-Van-Blue-/271282073219?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3f29abee83

 

How bloody ace does this FIAT look?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-FORD-FOCUS-LX-BLUE-1-8ltr-petrol-very-low-mileage-69413-only-/221287258303?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3385bf98bf

$T2eC16VHJGQFFhp+l9UYBSPwF2NjHQ~~60_12.J

 

Yes, it's possibly the dullest car money can buy, except that something rather odd's going on here.  It's a pre-2001 Mk1 by appearance but it's on an 02 plate and the owner says it's a 2003.  Eh?

 

Think it's just about feasible to be on an '02 plate if it was registered late, you certainly see Ys and 51s. '02 was the facelift year. 2003 could be a typo?

I did think that it was a late-reg and a typo, but:

 

The vehicle details for SL02 NZZ are:

Date of Liability 01 10 2013

Date of First Registration 07 04 2003

Year of Manufacture 2002

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1796cc

COâ‚‚ Emissions 181 g/km

Fuel Type PETROL

Export Marker N

Vehicle Status Licence Due to Expire

Vehicle Colour BLUE

Vehicle Type Approval M1

 

Fishy.

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Win Autoshite

 

$T2eC16F,!zMFIc5Rg2kYBSPMnJ8CkQ~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-venom-capri-hotrod-customised-barn-find-/141068208401?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20d8520911

 

'hard to value such a rare car'

 

£15,000

 

I think he may have meant hard to sell.

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$T2eC16NHJHQFFh+809OtBSPyrK)gUQ~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIKE-KIT-CAR-UNIQUE-16V-TWIN-CAM-HEAD-TURNER-/181223223117?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a31beef4d

 

'MANAGED TO CHASE A CATERHAM SEVEN OVER HARDNOTT PASS UNTILL HE WAS SO FED UP OF ME OUT HANDLING HIM HE PULLED OVER TO ALLOW ME TO PASS'

 

I doubt that could out handle a greased up shopping trolly being pushed down a bobsleigh circuit covered in banana skins.

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